Fresh off the disabled list, Robert Person of the Phillies hit a first-inning grand slam homer, just missed a third-inning grand slam by a few feet (foul ball), and then hit a fifth-inning three-run homer. So if you're counting, that's two homers and seven RBI, and nearly three HR and 11 RBI!

Oh, and today's 2-for-3 increased his career batting average from .116 to .124.

You just don't GET this cool stuff with the DH!