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amazin12
Yankees have acquired star pitcher and self crotch-grabbing Javier Vazquez from the Montreal Expos.

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MONTREAL EXPOS - BREAKING NEWS
December 4, 2003
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EXPOS MAKE A TRADE WITH THE NEW YORK YANKEES
ACQUIRE NICK JOHNSON, JUAN RIVERA and RANDY CHOATE

The Montreal Expos on Thursday traded right-handed pitcher
Javier Vazquez to the New York Yankees for first baseman
Nick Johnson, outfielder Juan Rivera and left-hander Randy
Choate.

Johnson, who hit .284 with 15 home runs and 47 RBIs last
season fills a big hole in the Expos' lineup. Rivera was in
57 games for the Bronx Bombers and hit .266 with seven home
runs and 26 RBIs and will compete for a starting position
in the outfield.

Get the complete story at montrealexpos.com >>
http://lists.mlb.com/u/318612/13761648
Bill W
Prediction: Nick Johnson, All-Star. (well, probably not at 1B in the NL)

If Vasquez continues his current path, the Rich get f*cking Richer. Big f*cking surprise. :mad:

[ December 04, 2003, 12:39 PM: Message edited by: Bill W ]
fantomas
Vazquez in Yankee pinstripes--I can't wait for Yankee baseball summer 2004!!!
ilovejocks
Me neither. I can't wait to see him adjust that big cup bulge after every pitch. ESPN was showing highlights of him and they obviously couldn't find any non-crotch grabbing footage. Oh yeah, the guy is a pretty damn good pitcher and will be even better on this powerhouse yankees team. go yanks.

[ December 04, 2003, 07:03 PM: Message edited by: ilovejocks ]
Munson Man
Great news for the Good Guys!! I think Vazquez is far more a sure thing than Bartolo Colon, and is a decade younger than Curt Schilling. A Latino pitcher who does well in New York is guaranteed big bucks. I'm really sorry to see Nick Johnson go, I think he's gonna contend for a batting title in a few years, but Vazquez should be worth it. Now we just need to re-sign Pettitte.
Bill W
Steinbush is apparently back to calling all the personnel moves for Satan's Team... just like in the '80s. Let's hope the World's Most Obnoxious Franchise enjoys similar "suck-cess" this decade.
amazin12
Javier Vazquez will be getting a ton of money thrown at him to keep him a New York Yankee.

But as we approach the New Year my only concern is have the Yankees ordered Javier's new uniform. Will his uniform pants be snug enough so that Javier will have to resort back to chuggin on his crotch after each pitch? As a Mets fans in the NL East with the Expos, I certainly have had my share of enjoyment watching Javier's routine over the years. Now I'll be seeing him more than ever. I wonder will his routine bother Steinbrenner?
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