For everyone who's sick of KWG hijacking every thread and turning it into an anti-Gator fest.

Can't say we're too surprised that KWG hijacks anything, though. He is a himicane fan. wink

I guess this means you don't think Brock Berlin is gonna win the Heisman, do ya Jamie? ....imagine a QB leaving Gainesville for the "peace and tranquility" of Miami -- absolutely unthinkable! :cool:

~Joe

OH MY GOD!!! KWG and GatorJamie, you two are worse than an old married couple. GJ, you're doing a better job flirting with the gayboy than I am.....

FLIRTING? I'm just standing up for Truth, Justice, and The American Way.

GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH!!! Now pass the ammunition! That "True American Patriot ™" is rubbin off on ya GJ!

Well, SoFlaSpartan, it's time to kick up your game a notch! Let the flirting commence. . .

You penis-peninsula people are just plain weird. And all this male-female love is making me queasy. Please keep this stuff here on this thread.

Certainly you're not referring to me in the same sentence as "penis."

Ewwww... wink

It's always the pretty ones that turn out to be really mean. frown

Hey, on behalf of the pretty ones, we're not ALL mean. Unless you want us to be.....
wink wink

While spanking him in his special MB suit, keep repeating, "starting quarterback Brock Berlin". Oooooh, he likes that abuse.

posted by GJ in another thread:

We'd gladly replace either of those with a Florida or a Texas if they'd just stop running from us. If your DB's had run that fast last year at the OB, the outcome of the game might've been different (but probably not).

btw, 8 bowl teams on our schedule this year. Also, The Sporting News has Miami as the sixth toughest schedule in the country. For reference, F$U is 7th, and Florida is 51st. eek!

Wasn't meant to be mean. Forgot to include smiley face to indicate sarcasm. The penis-peninsula reference was regarding the shape of the state of Florida, which looks rather flacid. LOL.

(snort) Preseason, schmeseason. Let's see how those rankings stack up in December after the Academics (Sold Out to) Criminals Committee does its annual flop.

What is, "the Miami quarterback depth chart"?

If you place the U.S. on its back (as I like to do with my "special friends") Florida is actually fully erect.

...with Key West representing...

(oh, now I've gone too far) wink

LOL, GJ!!!

I was wondering the same thing. For all our differences (my superior knowledge of college football vs. your blind devotion to a second-rate team), we actually are pretty similar. wink

Exactly.

Putting words in my mouth . . .the last person to do that was MIB! OHMYGOD! The mystery is solved, GatorJamie is the elusive MIB. eek!

Yeah, and you're Lucille Ball.

Well, now we clearly know that KWG likes it when people put stuff in his mouth....how often you get up here again, KWG???

You did say you were one of the pretty ones, right? wink Should I wear my costume?

I'm new to G'ville. Whee can I meet boys. Don't even say the UC. There has got to be something a bit more substantial than that.

marino, dunno what to tell you. I was there in the early 80's and it's a much bigger place now (40,000+ enrollment as opposed to 32,000).

One thing is constant: a great way to get a free feel is at the end of the third quarter of every football game, when (mostly-drunken) fans loop arms around each other and sing "We Are the Boys."

Nah, I'm more a "Come as you are" kinda guy. As long as I've had time to do a little primping first, that is.....

That's because Miami isn't in the same conference with Temple any more.

Don't worry, I'm only here to be sure that GatorJamie checks for a PM that I sent her.

Joe, Excellent baiting. Are you challenging KWG for his title as Master Baiter? wink

Got your PM and will respond privately.

Oh please! He doesn't even have a costume.

What's the point of a costume if you're the Master Baiter? Costumes should only be used when in the presence of other...err...participants.

volunteering?

Now that's just disgusting - bringing tennessee into this 'n' all.

I just wanted to try to keep it all on-topic. I don't want BigTheta coming over here and chastising me again.

"Hey, that's not college football--that's just blatant flirting!"

[ August 26, 2004, 12:41 PM: Message edited by: KeyWest Guy ]

Okay, GJ, congratulations on your ability to combine flirting and football -- I KNEW I liked you for a reason!!

KWG, since you like things stuck in your mouth, (like the way GJ stuck words in your mouth yesterday, and you seemed to enjoy it tremendously) I'm trying to think of how a costume would fit into this....

Hey! I didn't make up that stuff about "sizzling hot good looks." It's true!

I mean, if you don't mind fat, middle-aged dykes in polo shirts... wink

I find pretty much anybody attractive, but I have to draw the line somewhere. I mean, come on. . . a polo shirt?

yep, from the Donna Shalala Collection. wink

well, as long as the shoes are comfortable. wink

Any idea if UF and Miami have any future plans in rekindling their series? It'd be a shame if the last 2 years are the last they play for a while.

Probably 2008 in Orlando. A big sticking point is that the SEC has a title game, while the ACC does not. We'd need to be able to add another game to the schedule. That's in the works, so if it happens, it's a go.

MIB tends to put things in any mouth that won't bite him.

GATORS SUCKS! GJ, you didn't think I'd let this thread go on without my input, did ya'? wink

So does your grammar. Typical undereducated Tennessee fan. wink

Damn, you Gaytors and Himacanes make the Tigers and Pachyderms look tame. Of course, we'd have to have a damn Knoxvegas Hillbilly chime in.

Just kidding, Bobby.

Gator sucks....Gators suck....hmmmmm. I think I have the grasp on that one.

GJ - the ACC will be playing a title game in 2005, so the issue is resolved.

Aubie - you might wish to skulk off to a kinder, gentler place. These people are here to tear each other apart. I'm just here to watch, and to lap up any blood that spills into the gutter. Yum.

Ah I love that part of teh game. Especially the games in September when it is still hot enough that all of teh hott boys take off their shirts.
I know I am cheap

My understanding is that UF will only agree to a game with Miami in those years that the NCAA will allow a 12th game--the next one being 2008. Additionally, UF has demanded that the game be played on a "neutral" site. Miami has tried for years to get an ongoing series started back up, but the Gaytors have said no. The reason they give is that they can't afford to give up a home game every other year in a home-and-home series because of the financial windfall they get from each home game.

The reasoning sounds plausible, but you and I both know it's because they've lost five in a row and don't want to go for six!

I actually think the real reason is that the SEC is a tough conference and UF already has F$U on its non-conference schedule every year. Accordingly, they don't want to add another strong opponent to an already difficult schedule (although their schedule is only 51st according to the Sporting News).

Can't blame them for wanting some cream-puffs on the schedule, but you certainly can point and laugh.

...at your attendance record, your sorry marching band, Ken Dorsey's haircut, the Orange Bowl, your one-dimensional athletic program.

Just wondering: how many canes in the Olympics? Any?

"Gators Sucks" is a PROPER expression. You can substitue the word GATORS for TEAM. Gators is an expression of a collection meaning ONE. The team is called the GATORS not the GATOR, so, you must say GATORS when referring to the team. GJ, your apology is accepted.

5 canes at the olympics

women's 200 meter bronze

women's 100 meter silver

finals of women's 4x100 meters

Dorsey's haircut--definitely laughable; his record as a QB--definitely enviable.

one-dimensional?--ask the Gaytors' baseball team about that.