I got invited to the American Airlines luxury suite last night for the Mavs/Kings 3rd playoffs.
I got a platinum parking pass & started walking toward the American Airlines Center Platinum desk, when ---who should I run into but, John Rocker!!

Despite his legendary comments, his bod was to die for!...........

Having a little bit of weight, politically, I said, "Hi, John". He returned my smile with his and beamed like a cheap light bulb!........
I continued upstairs with the party crowd and never saw him again.

Dang, for a faggot-hatin', AID's fearin' Jock.....he's got quite the instrument!
-L

I luuuuuurve John Rocker. mmmmmmm mmmmmmm good!!

Oh dear. I've said it here before & I'll say it again: John Rocker reminds me of nothing so much as the old cartoon character Baby Huey. Never found the slack-jawed look even remotely attractive, but whatever turns your crank, I guess. Personally, constantly having to wipe the drool off his chin would be a major turn-off.

At least there's a steady supply of lubricant.

I always remember seeing a picture of him in the paper where he touched his nose with his tongue. It was at that point I wanted to go with him to Macy's and register for China. Nobody ever accused him of being a renaissance man. Pete

He may live, but it will be in Oklahoma for a while. The Rangers have sent him back down to Triple A. This is his second demotion this season.

Apparently Rocker's emotions are causing him problems again. "He got to the big leagues and rose to the top in a very key role on a championship club. What he didn't experience on his way up were the struggles of a young player. He's now having difficulty handling the struggles." -- Joe Sambito, Rocker's agent, 5/23/02

I'm starting to kind of feel for the guy... is that too sick?