Wurm
Dec 22 2001, 02:46 PM
[img]http://www.journalstar.com/photos/nebraska/20011222/5109[/img]
Literally and figuratively, E's mail carrier is NOT the happiest person
====> LINK: Nebraska Journal-Star Story (Credit to mn at QBH for finding this item)
twin58
Dec 22 2001, 02:53 PM
How many of those letters are offers to bear his children?
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He signs helmets and footballs, standard size and miniature. He signs all sorts of pictures and posters. The most popular item, of course, is the Nov. 26 Sports Illustrated, on which his mug appeared.
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Reminds me of a story. Truman Capote was signing some autographs while dining in a restaurant. A man stumbled up to him, unzipped his pants, and flopping out his penis, said to Capote, "let's see you autograph this!" Capote replied, "well, I don't think I can autograph that, but maybe I can initial it for you."
rich_sf
Dec 22 2001, 03:21 PM
Oh, I get it: so "you've got snail" was a reference to Eric's endowment?
Wurm
Dec 22 2001, 03:51 PM
rich_sf: DO you mean Erotic Escargot??????
rich_sf
Dec 22 2001, 08:04 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Wurm:
rich_sf: DO you mean Erotic Escargot??????
LOL - Wurm, you do know how to "gild the lily"