WoNA? Is that like the WNBA? :confused:

GJ: Gurl, my Grandmama lived in Madrid, we lived in the big city of Dothan. I hope that BBR's relatives weren't paying a booty call to my Grandmama (94 and still kicking hard).

Now, it's 11:00 and we're in the hotel room in bham (since we are living temporarily in country after we sold our house here).
We successfully attended the boat show next door without buying another boat. My hubby says it is time to go to bed. Mr. Aubie and I wish all of you a good night and, of course,

WAR DAMN EAGLE

War of Northern Aggression.

Yankees call it the "Civil War".

GJ, I guess we'll have a history lesson at the tailgate. For every correct answer, you get to sip your drink.

Or maybe we can argue who's more "Southern Than Thou".

A game that everyone wins!

Except for you, Tigah. Whatever rules we use to decide Who Is Most Southern Of All, we're gonna exclude you. By fiat.

Just because.

EXCUSE ME! I live in the Southernmost city in the continental U.S.

as said by the stork lover That means nothing. How many retired yankees live there with you? wink

Yeah! What he said!

Kinda hard to call it the War of Northern Aggression when a bunch of Carolinians fired on Union forces first. You people sound like Bush with that revisionist history.

Herr Trigger Now, that was just wrong.

My favorite German feline, it's all a matter of symantics. wink

Which should not be confused with "semantics."

giggle, giggle....you said "seman".

Clipson was thinking of running a virus scan on us at the tailgate apparently.

I will begin referring to Climpson as "Norton."

Herr Tiggee Whew! I was afraid someone wasn't going to be getting that joke. But, I did think it would be one of those eggheaded "smart" ACC'ers to get it first.

I thought we were all "thugs"? :confused:

Well, KWG, the "original" 8 ACC'ers were eggheaded smarties. You interlopers are the "thugs". Got it? Glad I could be of service.

BITCHES! That's two days in a row I've made grammatical errors. Someone beat me with a wet noodle. (or just beat me wink )

The irony is I actually use the symantec virus protection. That's Norton to you, felis germanus.

Norton, the Climpson Tigress - you are just now getting around to calling us bitches? Just be careful that you don't blanket slam everyone for being a "rainbow idiot." It's been tried, and it tends to get threads closed and posts deleted.
wink

Maybe I was too quick to call the ACC'ers smarties. Either than or Climpson is in there because of the SC gubment.

I want to know where madam reptilicus is. She needs to be on here to take up for poor little ole me. You allbarn pickle smokers have destroyed my self esteem.

NOT!!!!!

Norty (my pet name for him), it'll be all right honey. Just because you've treaded about the ground of superior Tigers, there's no reason to be down on yourself.

Think about it, who else, except a secure Tiger, could possible put together purple and orange? You Clementines are downright fierce in those uniforms.

[disclaimer; sarcasm ahead]
Purple causes homosexuality. It made two LSU fans make out on national TV at the LSU-Bama game.

Barney the Dinosaur - gay? Well, he certainly isn't masculine.

Tinky Winky - the purse-carrying, triangle-adorned tele-tubby.

wink

AND FURTHERMORE, I bet the grape from Fruit of the Looms is a little light in his briefs as well.

And Donny Osmond, remember, purple was his favorite color. He always wore purple socks when he sang....maybe he's closet.

Tiggee, you've cracked the code.

Thank you. My self esteem has been restored. I'll throw away that bottle of sominex now. wink

Anyone could put orange and blue or orange and navy together. (for those of you who are slow that was a dig at the gaytors and bryant-denney wannabes) PURPLE RULES!!!!!

Clemson Tigah...that's some blashemphous words you just printed...take 'em back you UGA wannabe.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a fan of the leghumpers. UGAy is just a step behind those USuCk yardbirds!

Well, well, well...it seems that Outsports is now famous in the state of Alabama. Imagine my surprise when I was on another Auburn board and I see the thread "Our friend Gator Jamie". Then, it proceeded to link to this thread.

Apparently, when you google "Auburn 2006" this thread is about 3 down and the Board owner saw Jamers name and clicked on it. How cool.

Oh yeah, how cool except for the fact when people click on the board that get to see the glorious "naked" travel, eating, lube, etc. on right. THOSE really made me proud.

Shhh...comments like that will get you in the Outsports doghouse.

Signed,

Someone Who Knows wink

GJ It's all right. Fluffer has already said I'm a dog, I guess the Outsports DOG HOUSE is a good a dog house as any to be in.

You're right Jamie, I'll be there. But, you know, that's just how I feel.

I spoke with Stinger and PF on St Patty's Day. Stinger was playin' babysitter, while PF was hammered. Anyways, Stinger has to check his schedule, and is interested in joining the fun. The question is now, "where are we gonna stack all the bodies?" We've got two RVs, and at least 9 or 10 people. Ya can forget about hotel rooms. This game has the town booked solid...Jordan Hare will be a packed house.

Gator Band Alumni are starting to make plans to go to Vegas for The Game. I'm tryin to convince them otherwise, and oh, by the way, BYORV.

I'm reserving tomorrow.

In all seriousness, this is why my OS visitations have been limited. I got upbraided about this at the Faifax County library recently and had to explain that Outsports wasn't a porn site. :mad:

But just ask *anyone* - they'll tell you that it's still a "serious" sports site.

Right.

Now that basketball is officially over with my NIT loss tonight, bring on that football smack! (even if it does involve the Suckiest Ever Conference) When is everyone's spring games?

O.K. Here's my first trip into Outsports and the Gators / Auburn feud that was / will be. Grew up a BIG Auburn fan. BUT, parents moved to FLA, and wound up in school in beautiful FLA.

Love your band, but love ours better! Like your colors, love ours better. Like your mascot(s): O.K., you win that one. Of course when it comes to the campus natives past and present, you win hands down.

And who cares about your coach's ears or ours' chin. Bring on the cheerleaders!

Let the games begin!

FWIW, I won't need a place to sleep. Y'all know I'm just gonna be waiting for Scarlet to pass out. {evil smirk}

I forgot to mention that my rooting interest can still be bought. So GatorJamie, line up your muscle boys (I've seen PF, he doesn't count) and Tiggee, you have my e-mail to send some of those shirtless pics.

Lad(y) and gentlemen,

Please welcome...gatorgerre.

After all of you Outsporters genuflect, you may sip your cocktail. Gatorgerre is a close personal friend of mine - he attended my wedding - and is a (hot guy) someone who deserves an appletini!

Glad to see you here, gatorgerre.

xxoo

I think I can officially commit to the weekend. The Gay Superbowl is the weekend before so I should be available for the Rainbow Tailgate.

My apologies to GJ too. I hadn't kept up with the thread and seen that asking for shirtless pics was not the Southern Way. To make amends I promise to clunk PF over the head with a ying ling and get him there to be your houseboy.

ps - One of the best threads ever. I forgot how much you southerners crack me up!

Curses! Montana is hosting NAU for homecoming this same weekend. I was gonna take PF up to Missoula so that he could see how a real school fills its stadium but I guess UA/UF will probably draw about the same crowd. They'll just be a little less drunk and a lot more ig'nant. wink

Why all this talk of shirtless pics??? How about this pantsless ones?

Welcome, new Gaytor. And oh yeah, your team sucks!

Btw, did anyone frisk him for firearms?

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