Herr Tiggee is correct. Every time Paula Deen calls is a Pea-CAN I want to bitchslap here. It's Pee-kahn and my Dad makes the best Pecan pies around. He always has some in the freezer and I'll get us some.

Aubie - you bring one, and ATLSport can bring one of Tumpsie's...we'll have a comparison.

BBQ Pork OK with everyone?
If the lez-beens wanna have some girly veggie dish, they can deal with that on their own. wink

One favor I'd like to ask is for a space on the floor of one of the RVs to unfurl my sleeping bag & pillow after the long Saturday drinky-fest. I require a space about 6 1/5 feet by 3 feet.

Potato chips are a vegetable. :cool:

Every time she displays one o' them tacky uga football helmets I wanna bitchslap her. Let's tag team, 'kay?

But you guys probly think her sons are cute.

Hey, if you don't mind layin' on sticky, appletini-soaked linoleum, be our guest.

I'm sure Tiggee's slept on sticky linoleum several times before. Are you sure that's appletini though? eek!

Yummmm...

I'm probably getting waaaay ahead of myself, but planning is half the fun. A lot of our tailgate plans will be dependent on the game time, but even then, we've planned our tailgating weekends in the past the same way we've planned camping trips: a couple or group is responsible for one meal. Divides up the labor, divides up the cost, etc.

If Tiggee is thinking BBQ pork, we lez-beens could do game-day brunch. You do need a solid drinking platform, after all. Something like fluffy scrambled eggs with chives, Virginia country ham, sausage, herb-cheese cornbread, fresh fruit salad, mimosas, bloody maries.

Anybody hungry?

So I take it you'll have the necessary cooking capabilities? Will anyone have a ginormous deep-fryer? Blender? Grill?

Sounds like we might need to have Schaubie and Ms. Schnaubie do the Friday night food, Lez-bo nation will do Saturday morning fare, and I (and maybe ATLSport, if he's interested) can whip up the Saturday lunch.

I really think this game's a 3:30pm CBS affair, and I think it might be fun to hit a restaurant/bar that night. We can watch the night games and drink pitcher beer, or sumpin'.

We'll do the Friday night food with no problem. I'll round up the old weber kettle grill and bring it and we'll grill something. We'll make all of the sides in advance and just use the microwave and over to heat them up. With two RV's, we should have plenty of oven space. We'll let the boys do the dishes afterwards.

Of course I'm interested. I'm just obviously not as obsessive as the rest of you.

I dunno if I'd call it "obsessive." We're Southerners and we naturally like to plan menus and tasteful entertainment, no matter how far in advance. You just mark your calendar and show up, 'kay? (If you have cute lesbo friends, bring them. You'll be extra welcome).

HT, we don't be needin' no fryer. The Barbie stoves in the RVs should be sufficient for baking, and ours will have a microwave. The grills work well, and of course, we'll bring a blender. No self-respecting grrrl leaves home for fabulous tailgating without a grill and blender. Or three.

But what's this about "bars" in "Auburn" for after-game festivities? I thought that you had to go to HoJon's in Fungomery if the War Eagle Supper Club was too crowded. Hell, closest I've seen to a "bar" in Orbarn was warm beer in forgotten 12-pack containers at Toomer's "Corner." Not that there'll be any TP in those trees on a certain weekend in mid-October.

Fondly,
GJ

p.s. "Bars" in Awben. I'm still laffin. Next thing, you'll be tellin me that there are homasexshills there, too.

GJ - Auburn's changed significantly since you were last there. I was absent from the place from 1996-2003 when I lived in California. I was frankly shocked by the quantity of chain-stuff that's popped up in recent years. It's still no Athens (thank god for that), but there's so much chain-restaurant shit down there and some of them are close to where you'll most likely be RV'ing. They'll have TVs...and beer. That's the minimum requirement anyways, right?

I'm beginning to think you want us all to visit the Supper Club. wink

Lord Chillins', y'all think that GJ and her crew are going to want to go out after a beatdown by the Awbarn Tigahs? I think we need to hire a cute boy and girl to come out and grill for us and then drive our drunk asses to the bars. I believe the Supper club (the bus is dead and is now part of the bar) close to our RV'ing but we can't drive while drinking.

Stu, yo' emails is being delayed agin.

[ January 18, 2006, 04:37 AM: Message edited by: Aubie in Bham ]

Obsessing? There's only NINE months to go! wink

Another issue will be tickets. Those won't be on sale until June or July, but we should have a list of planned attendees by that point, and we need to try to buy blocks. GJ will undoubtedly want to be in the UF scetion. She should buy enough to accomodate everyone who plans on cheering for UF. [word of warning: watch out for those upperdeck assignments. you'll hate it up there]

I'll try to get a block of as many seats as I can for those who will cheer for AU, although we'll need to know what Aubie and ATLSport plan on doing on their own side.

well, I'm sure it will be sold out a long time ago. So, we're going to have to on atix or stubhub or something like that.

I actually have a way better chance of getting tix if I get 'em with you all. It'd be more fun to sit together, and after all, isn't this whole thing about sportsmanship (with a little smack thrown in)?

We'll be good examples for the rest the stadium - good drunken, gay examples.

Don't worry, GJ, I'll do more than just show up. I've heard too much about you to miss this. I'm kinda a lesbo in a gay man's body, so does that count? I'll see what I can do about recruiting more girls for you.

Yaaay! And hell yes it counts, since I'm kinda a fag in a lesbo body.

As for the girls, I have a permanent one of my own, but additional eye candy is dandy. Especially if they help the houseboys. They can fan us as we recline and bring us appletinis. :cool:

I dunno about vodka, GJ. I'm thinking this one will be a Patron tequila affair for me. Vodka leads to drowsiness.

Tiggee, are you trying to get on my good side? Tequila is the way to my heart . . . or other places. eek!

Forget it, KWG. I'm a chicken hawk.

[ January 24, 2006, 04:52 PM: Message edited by: Herr Tiggee ]

But I'm the epitome of chicken, remember?

Besides, I wasn't coming on to you--just trying to scam some tequila off you.

PhillyFan will be glad there's another chickenhawk around.

Of course, the questions begs to be asked, If Herr Tiggee is a chickenhawk and he is a middleaged poster, what is the upper age limit that would still qualify as chicken?

chicken ceases to be chicken at 24...but I have no problem with extending my age requirements to 32, if they're really cute.

Herr Tiggee, you have just plunged a dagger into the hearts of 25 year olds everywhere letting them know they are no longer considered boi's. Oh, the inhumanity.

GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!

I have it on good authority that you're much cuter than that. wink

[Edited to add: A little older, too. Just. a little. wink ]

[ January 26, 2006, 09:14 PM: Message edited by: GatorJamie ]

I love you.

As to seating - to reiterate - BostonGirl and I would rather sit with a fun bunch in the "enemy" section than a bunch of random people in the Gator section. Our friends feel the same way.

Conversely, if we were to go to a game at The Swamp, we'd rather you War Beagle folk sat with us than your fellow Beagles.

And if any Gator "fans" harassed you because of your Beagle alliance, we'd kick...their...a$$. Or at least refuse to share our flasks. That would be a far more cruel punishment.

xxoo

We will need to figure out a game plan then. If my numbers are right:

GJ & crew: 4?
Aubie & Ms. Aubie: 2
Herr Tiggee
PhillyFan? or is he just pretending to be interested?
Bballrob
Opie the Swampbird

I am leaving ATLSport off unless he wants to sit with us, but his family has choice seats and he never has to worry about it. So my guess is that he'll take those with his family.

So this sounds like 10 tickets...together! Jeesh. This sounds like a StubHub rape job just waiting to happen. Be prepared to pay $100 per tickey!

Count on it for planning purposes.

Besides, if anyone flakes, you'll (we'll) easily be able to sell the tx.

Back to he menu...

What? Do you mean alcohol will be involved? Oh, I am there. I should be recovered from my Orange Bowl hangover by then.

Swampbird can only come if he wears Auburn clothes and works his voodoo on the Gaytors.

Opie will fit right in...per the running joke I have with ATLSport, we refer to Auburn as Mt. Pilot. It's not quite Mayberry, but close.

So Notasulga is Mayberry?

That sounds about right. I guess it means Montgomery is Raleigh.

yep...let's hope we don't need to go see the state police captain in Raleigh. Of course, in the RV parking, we'll be half way to Raleigh.

As in, near the Supper Club?

Auburn sucks.

Just sayin.

Gaytors are slimy. Just saying.

Holla!

Gaytors wear jean shorts and mullets. For true!

Big talk from someone who can't even decide on a school mascot. What's it gonna be: War Eagles, Tigers, or Plainsmen?

Make a decision arreddy.

(ducking)

Didn't your own media guide have a picture of a Crocodile, rather than an Alligator? That'd be like UGA putting a picture of a coyote on its media guide.

I'm surprised that you could tell the difference between a "crocodile" and an "alligator". After all, neither of these animals are commonly found in Auburn barnyards.

NO, we just have the crocodiles or aligators on our feets. Barnyard, yeah, y'all have the vet school also you still croc.

I love it when UF and UGA peeps throw out the Vet school slam, as they've forgotten that they also have Vet schools. Don't throw rocks in that glass trailer, Jamers. wink

I wasn't talking about vet schools - by "barnyard" I was referring to the cheerleaders and sorority girls grazing on the turf at Jordan-Hare.

Don't be mentioning that canine abomination in this thread. Eeewwww....

I guess it would be considered "mean" if I threw that "grazing" comment under the "glass trailer" category. LOL. [ducking]