It's been all sweetness and light between Florida and Auburn the past coupla years, when we have been off each others' respective schedules. But now that the SEC world has revolved another evolution, we're back on schedule and the gloves are off. No more niceness.

So: Aubie in Bham - you suck. Herr Tiggee - you suck. True War Eagle - I haven't met you, I'm sure you're a great guy, but that makes you suck even more. Suck, suck, suck. All o' y'all. And yer mamas.

And since you have a vet school, yer all a bunch o' barners. (um, wait, so do we...)



OK, now that that's outta the way, here's the real purpose for me coming out of hibernation today - let's plan a big-a$$ orange-and-blue party! As Herr Tiggee mentioned in the SEC thread, plans are afoot for the Party Bus (aka rented RV from El Monte RV) to depart the DC area the Thursday night before the game and head southward (Talking Heads' "We're on a Road to Nowhere" playing in mind). We'd leave Sunday morning after the game and get home late Sunday night.

Yes, we can stop in Danville, VA. bballrob is most welcome to stay in the Estrogen Wagon. As long as he puts the seat down. wink

And I reallyreally like the idea of having two RV's next to each other. It'll take some planning (and I've never taken an RV to The Loveliest Village on the Plains), but that's why I'm bringing this up in frickin' January. If we could park the RV's 69-style, we could put a tarp between the two and have an outdoor patio. Mobile DishTV, anyone?

So - who's invited? I'm thinking everyone who wants to have a good time. KWG is DEFINITELY invited. I'm not worried about his "mojo" one little bit. It just doesn't work against the SEC - ask LSU. :cool:

In all seriousness, with all the nastiness and negativity that has permeated Outsports of late, this is an opportunity to show the rest of 'em how traditional rivals can get together, talk smack, drink each other's booze, eat each other's food, and have a great time.

Discuss.

xxoo,
GATORJamie

p.s. Your coach has big ears.

And yours has no chin. We're even.

Aubster is thinking about getting an Airstream, so I don't know how "RV" that is. I think his age is catching up with him, and he's goin' all nostalgic. I suspect the Airstream will be decorated in harvest colors, i.e. mustard, burnt orange, and brown.

Neither I nor ATLSport owns a portable dish. Not sure if Aubie has friends in Bham who have one he could borrow. And then there's the issue of a TV. My 6,000 lb monstrosity would require a forklift, so I know it's not making the trip.

Little TWE is a student, so I'm not sure we'll be able to tear him away from his boys. We're all old enough to be his parents.

The only thing that should be mandated is that Ibis should not be allowed to wear CoCane colors. If he wears non-descript shades of orange, sans logos, he'll fit in no matter what.

And please, NO JEAN SHORTS OR TANK TOPS. I know how you Fleri'duh fans are, but you have to wear something presentable in Auburn. Half the student section is wearing oxfords, ties, and khakis. And most of the older men folk wear button down, LS shirts...even if its 85 degrees.

Mebbe so, but I'm NOT wearing a plaid wraparound skirt, I'm NOT wearing add-a-beads, and I'm NOT wearing a mum corsage. You can't make me! You can't, you can't, you can't! Not even for an appletini! Word to Auburn: THE 50's ARE OVER. wink

Polo shirt, shorts, and topsiders - now yer talkin'. You know - the "frat-boy dyke" uniform.

Lovin the Airstream idea. Aubs, what are you gonna call her? How about "Priscilla, Queen of the Wiregrass".

More like "Beulah, Princess of the Plains."

GJ - shorts are acceptable so long as they are khakis. You get a free pass with the polo shirt. I may buy you a corsage just to piss you off.

BTW - I told Aubie about your wager.

Doesn't anyone wear long underwear, jeans and a ski jacket. Along with gloves, a ski hat, and two pairs of socks? Or is that just how we dress for "Eastern" football...LOL!!

Glad to see "real" rivalries heating up in the true Outsports fashion, once again!

Here here!

wink

Hey, if you put on PSU gear, shave your head and chew your nails incessantly, you could be Galen Hall! Not that there's anything wrong with that - he was UF Head Coach when I was there - way back when.

Im4psu - Our season begins with games played in upper 80 degree temps, and by the last game it might be a hi/lo of 60/40. I can't recall freezing temps for a game, although I'm sure there are some in the history books.

Yes, the first wager on the game - even though it's January. Though I've changed it slightly, I'm publicly challenging Aubie: the loser pays the winner's entry fee into the duathlon or triathlon of his or her choice in the 2007 triathlon season. Could be Powerman Alabama, could be FloraBama MulletMan, whatever.

AND - said loser must wear a piece of gear from the winner's school.

Aubie - I have a Gator cycling jersey that will be lovely on you. :cool:

Best of all: it's a bet that nobody loses. It's another opportunity for a party!

Behave yerseff and yew might just get invited. As long as you leave that stupid houndstooth hat at home.

Hey now, I look good in my houndstooth hat. wink

We're home against the Rebels that weekend but I'd love to meet and greet the greatness that is GatorJamie the week before when we play you guys in Hogtown.



[ January 13, 2006, 09:48 AM: Message edited by: High Tyde ]

Clever. If you come, I'll be sure to set aside some potato salad that will sit in the sun for four hours, just for you. You might be able to crap a similar pile after the experience.

Oh my! This will be fun! Once Miami's schedule comes out later this month I'll be able to confirm that I can bring my evil mojo to the Deep South. And Tiggee only gets to decide what I can wear if I get to choose his outfit! eek!

GJ, can you swing down and get me on the way too?

From GJ: Now GJ, only you and I would get that on this board. At the game, everyone would get that. I don't know what we'll name her if we buy it. The decorations are up to Mr. Aubie...his department. Personally, I was going to do Orange and Blue VCT in for the floor but that was quickly nixed. What about Mr. Vita Boeheme? I'm not sure that I have ever seen RV's doing a 69, but what the hell. We have Directtv, but we don't have a traveling dish. We'll see what we can do. TWE will be responsible for going over and saving us a space at the RV camp; wherever the hell they have it now.

This is just like I have always said, the further South you go in Florida, the further north you get. KWG, you may enter the bastion of beauty know as the Plains if you cheer against the Gators.

I take you up on your bet...the Powerman is boring, boring, boring because it's where REAL triathletes go to compete. We're gonna do the FloraBama Mullet Duathalon. You can drink while you run.

Aubie - we can't assign a responsibility to TWE w/out asking him. Plus, he's a college kid. They don't understand responsibilities. wink

I think we may need to draft ATLSport for finding out the skinny on RV stuff. He knows some folks who do it all the time, and they may be able to provide some helpful hints.

You realize that people start RV tailgating on Wednesdays, right? By the time everyone gets down there, we'll be relegated to the nether reaches of the superlots. That's a LOOOOONG walk to the stadium. ATLSport probably knows the lot I'm talking about, the one where we parked during the 2003 Ole Miss game.

That's why we assign TWE the task. Listen for a case of beer, a college student will do anything. I'll give him a case a beer for doing that. I may have to drive down to the Plains on Wed night and put out Ms. Vita to save the place. Either way, we'll get it going.

Mr. Aub's college roommate has a BARV (big ass RV) and they go every weekend. So, I'll ask them about the satellite deal. Maybe we can park close to them.

I wonder what TWE will do for me for a keg? Maybe we can pay him to be our "house boy" for the weekend.

I think we need to go to Auburn on Wednesday night and start interviewing houseboy candidates! Now, THAT's the ticket. Now, what uniform should they wear?

The first order of business is to learn to prepare Appletinis to keep the Estrogen from spiking through the roof on the 69'd RV.

I'm definitely coming now . . . and bringing a few cases of beer! :cool:

Understand that Auburn isn't Miami: the college boys in Auburn won't give you lines of coke or rob a bank for a case of beer.

Edited to add: It isn't Morgantown, either, so couch-burning is probably off-limits, too.

[ January 13, 2006, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: GatorJamie ]

Perfect Appletini: 1/3 Ketel One, 1/3 Pucker, 1/3 apple juice (NOT cider). Shake over cracked ice in martini shaker and strain. Garnish with maraschino cherry.

There. My work is done. You have 9 months to perfect the craft. :cool:

My boy will be learning how to do that.

Gator boxers and Auburn ballcaps worn backwards, of course.

(Originally I thought jockstraps, but ewww, I don't want butt prints on the furniture.) eek!

It should be warm enough for 'clothing optional'.

Duly noted. wink

Holla at ya yankee bois!

Word!

yo! Yankee bois, y'all wanna come to the jungle/swamfest in bootiful Awbren? Southwest to Birmingham and we'll swing the Airstream by to pick you Yankee bois up.

We'll send dialect tapes a few months early so you can understand the locals.

Wah Egle = War Eagle
jityet= did you eat yet

These and many more terms will be included.

Does that mean that you'll think about comin'? Mark your calendar: October 13-15, dates that will soon live in infamy.

And there'll be a football game, too.

Eeeeek you people are trying to get me drunk!

As Yoda says, "there is no try."

Anytime GJ is around, who's not drunk?

how does one get the pitcher of Appletinis into the game?

Also, unlike most of alabama, does the stadium have running water?

[ January 13, 2006, 04:10 PM: Message edited by: PhillyFan ]

It even has 'lectricity, young'un.

We'll also introduce you to something you've probably never even heard of...boiled peanuts. Wet goobers for the Philly goober!

[ January 13, 2006, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Herr Tiggee ]

I'll stick to beer, not that stuff ya gand mammy makes up in dem der hills.

Careful..I might get all offended by comments like that. It sounds like you're judging me. If I feel cornered, I might tell you that you're SIMPLE. Or worse, I'll question your masculinity.

BOO!!!! Ya'll are going to have so much fun, and I won't be able to go. If it were only one week later....

I want to see PF's face when he has his first boiled peanut. Then, I want I want to see Stingee's laughing at him.

October 13 is going to be pushing it for fresh boiled peanuts. Maybe the first batch of fresh green peanuts will be out of the ground by then. Hell, we'll bring the propane tank and boil them on site.

ATLSports has family with access to fresh peanuts down around Mobile. I think we can rely on him for this.

You SEC guys are more fun than my ACC brothers. I'm gonna stay over here for a while. I don't care who wins between Auburn and Florida, JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE OLE BALL SACK AND HIS USELESS BAND OF YARDBIRDS like we do each year! :cool:

lol - Hopefully we'll find a way to do that this year. Last year was just...embarrassing.

But not in that UT way. At least we got to go to a bowl...and win.

Ditto...two weeks earlier.

Herr Tiggee, I'll see if I can't swing a Tumpsie's pecan pie too.

I'm not sure one will be enough. GJ's gonna have 4 or 5 in her possee. Aubie's at least 2, then you and me. I think you need to offer money to Thumpsie and ask for two. That was the best pecan pie I've ever had in my entire life!

Only those who can properly pronounce this word should be allowed to come. Hint--the first syllable is not "pee". :mad:

So you've decided not to come?

Don't get your hopes up yet, Tiggee. I'm a tenative "yes" until the Canes' schedule is released later this month.

And I'm looking forwared to sampling some of this puh-caan pie. :cool:

It's pee-kahn, Arky.

And you claim you're from the South.