Anyone else note that John Rocker, who was just cut by the Rangers, finished the season with a 6.66 ERA?

Freaky.

Buwahahaha! Oh, that's perfect.

Obviously, his pact with Satan had an out clause on the Prince of Darkness' part.

Yeah, I just read the news right here on Outsports. WoW... Rocker gone...

Now what are the Sunday Brunch Dallas Mambo Queens going to do now?

Oh Well, I'll just remember the good ole days when one could rise to a sunny Sunday morn, saunter fashionably into a much too quaint eatery for brunch, eat, spot a handsome homophobe jock with body hot, exchange vulgar pleasantries and the bird, go home feeling vindicated.

I was getting sort of morbidly entertained seeing good ole John Boi get his jockstrap twisted into a knot everytime some fairy dust blew his way.

Wonder which HE Man, Macho, All Str8 baseball team will pick him up.
(...ooopppsss pardon the pun. )

Of course, that's assuming one exists in the MLB.

While hard throwing left handers are at a premium and if they're relievers, almost made of gold, he's just not very good anymore is he? I would think that if there's a team out there that's thinking "The only real hole we have is a leftie reliever" they might take a chance; otherwise, he's got more baggage the cargo hold of the Titanic.

it is true that he's a bigot and it is true that he's now waiting for his unemployment check.

But I swear. There are very few men who look as good in the tight white baseball pants like John Rocker.

When I saw CNN's archive footage of him pitching in those tight pants (especially the follow through) I realized why I have been so fascinated by him. Let's face it. His legs and his ass are a wonder to behold.