Reports, so far unconfirmed, say that Kobe Bryant is set to write a twice-weekly advice column for the Los Angeles Times (Otis Chandler must be spinning in his grave) which would include advice on relationships. Imagine the letters:

"Dear Kobe: My wife found out I cheated on her when I was out of town on business and then lied about the indiscretion. How expensive a bracelet should I buy her as an apology? (Signed) Perplexed in Pasadena"

"Dear Kobe: There's this guy at work I can't stand. He thinks he's Mr. Big when everyone knows I'm the one who really deserves to run the show. What should I do? (Signed) Out of sorts in Oak Park."

~Adam

I'm tempted to say that this would be a big success...in Bizarro World...but items like this make it seem more and more like this is Bizarro World. eek!

HUH? This really is out of left field here. Kobe giving advice on relationships? Is this what we have to look forward to...?

"Dear Kobe, the girl I had a one night stand with is accusing me of raping her. Bitch knows I didn't do that to her! But she's in it for the money since I make bank. My wife is threatening to leave me. What should I do, man?
Signed, Didn't Do It in Downey"

"Dear Didn't Do it,
I think you should make up with your wife first of all. Then sue the bitch who's threatening rape for slander. Make HER pay for it! And always deny it.
Good luck, Kobe"