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How We Saw Week 9
Cyd Zeigler

The New England Patriots, one week after breaking their 21-game winning streak and losing stud cornerbacks Ty Law and Tyrone Poole for a couple weeks, stormed back and got a huge win against the St. Louis Rams. This was a comment on the strength of this Patriots team. It was also indicative of how much stronger the AFC is than the NFC.

If you have any question who the best coach in football is, consider this: New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick had his linebacker catch a touchdown pass, his kicker throw a touchdown pass and his wide receiver playing corner back. The man’s a genius.

The AFC was 5-2 against the NFC this week, with the NFC managing to beat the worst team in the AFC and another road AFC team that generally leaves its defense at home.

In addition to the Pats-Rams game, the other AFC-NFC must-see match-up to watch this weekend was the Eagles-Steelers game. The Steelers got the Eagles, as they got the Patriots, when they were ripe for the picking. After struggling at home to beat the Ravens, they went on the road to face a Steelers team that could play defense and – as opposed to the Ravens – offense.

Ben Roethlisberger is the League MVP right now. And rookie of the year. Will he and the Steelers be able to do what the Patriots did last year – run the table to the playoffs? It’s unlikely. They’re on the road five of their last eight games – and each of those five teams have solid defenses. Even their three home games remaining – against Baltimore, Washington and the New York Jets – will be very tough on the rookie. They have a two-game lead on the Baltimore Ravens right now, but they have not yet won this division. The Ravens will be in contention to the very end of the season.

The Atlanta Falcons are lucky they’re in the NFC. At 6-2, they have a three-game lead in their division and will not be caught. I was saying the same thing about the Vikings in the NFC North last year, when they had a three-game lead and a cupcake schedule remaining. This Falcons team seems very different. More mature. More ready to win. The Falcons are now staring at a two- or three-seed in the NFC and a shot for Mike Vick’s first trip to the Super Bowl.

Chuck Booms called me Sunday night, ranting about the terrible black Baltimore uniforms. I liked them. They were a great contrast to the stark white of the Browns. Watching Ed Reed set the NFL record for interception return yards (106) with 30 seconds left in the game, he looked like the fastest man I’d ever scene. What I didn’t like is the orange Cincinnati jerseys. YIKES!

Jeff Garcia looked like a Madden 2005 quarterback on Sunday night. He was completing passes on the run that looked only possible with a joystick. He may not have thrown for a lot of yards, but his fourth-quarter performance was why they wanted him. And that pick wasn’t his fault.

Say it with me: “Don’t bench Tony Gonzalez in fantasy football. Don’t bench Tony Gonzalez in fantasy football.” Bitter!

It was finally the week of the running back. Eight backs rushed for over 100 yards and two more rushed for over 90. Shaun Alexander led the league in rushing for the second straight week – and, shocker, the Seahawks won their second straight game. Coincidence? No!

Win or lose, I like to keep track of my predictions. Last week, I said the Bucs and ‘Skins would be in playoff contention come December. This week, they went a combined 2-0. The ‘Skins may be a stretch. But, at 3-5, the Bucs have eight “winnable” games left on their schedule. And Jon Gruden has found his quarterback in Brian Griese. A division title would be nearly impossible, but they are presently one game out of a playoff spot. Again, good thing they’re in the NFC. 

Jim and L.A. Daily News NFL columnist Billy Witz were teasing me today that I would find a way to rank the Patriots #1 this week. While I can't rate the as the #1 team in the league right now, they were right . . . .

The team I would least like to play at their home field in the playoffs this year:
1) New England Patriots
– they just don’t lose in Foxboro; 2) Pittsburgh Steelers – They just don’t lose at Heinz Field, but I’ve just got to believe their lack of playoff experience at quarterback would make them weaker in January than the Pats; 3) Seattle Seahawks – They are one meltdown away from being undefeated at home. And with their defense and running game, they will be tough to beat in the NFC; 4) San Diego Chargers – You’ve got to score at least 30 to beat the Chargers at home. And there might not be a hungrier team in the NFL than the Chargers. 5) Baltimore Ravens – This defense is absolutely sick at home.

Jim Buzinski

--A regular feature here over the past few years has been the Phil Simms Homoerotic Comment of the Week. The former Super Bowl-winning quarterback (right) and now CBS analyst can regularly be counted on to comment on some physical aspect of a player, coach or referee. He seems to have a special thing for referee Ed Hochuli and was in top form Sunday during the Rams-Patriots game. 

The cameras focused on Hochuli (right), who we call “Guns” because of his impressive biceps. Said Simms: “Ed is looking pumped today, isn’t he? He’s gotta be the most in-shape referee in the history of the NFL.”  

After announcer Jim Nantz said they saw Hochuli the night before carbo-loading at an Italian restaurant, Simms said: “I’ll tell you what — I promise you that before he comes out to the game each week, and I mean this as a compliment, he’s probably knocking off a couple hundred pushups in the locker room.” 

--I have compiled a list of Simms' best homoerotic comments.

--That was quite a whipping the Pittsburgh Steelers put on the Philadelphia Eagles, 27-3. The Steelers had the ball for 42 out of 60 minutes and physically dominated the Eagles on both sides of the ball. Rookie quarterback Ben Roethlisberger continues to impress and Pittsburgh offensive line looks like the best in the league. It was the most lopsided loss for the Eagles since 1999.

--At 7-1, having beaten previously unbeaten Philadelphia and New England in consecutive weeks, the Steelers are the best team in football. The season, though, is only half over, so Steeler fans should not be making Super Bowl reservations yet. Pittsburgh has to go on the road for five of its last eight games.

--Philadelphia is still in great shape to win the NFC East and remains the favorite in the conference. But the Steelers showed that the Eagles can be pushed around, though I’m not sure what other NFC team is physical enough to do it. The Eagles should consider themselves lucky to be playing in a weak conference. 

--I hate the trend of teams wearing dark tops and bottoms during a game. All-white looks classy, but all-dark is a no-no (you need some contrast with a dark top). On Sunday, the Cincinnati Bengals wore hideous orange tops with black bottoms (they looked like human candy corn), the Arizona Cardinals a garish all red and the Baltimore Ravens a lame all black. Where are the Queer Eye guys when you need them? 

--The New England Patriots were marvelously creative in their 40-22 pasting of the St. Louis Rams. Linebacker Mike Vrabel made a great diving catch for one touchdown, kicker Adam Vinatieri threw a touchdown pass off a fake field goal, and Troy Brown, normally a wide receiver, was pressed into duty at cornerback and played quite well. These kinds of moves show why Bill Belichick is the best coach in the league. 

--The New York Jets must have been kicking themselves for using all three timeouts too early in their 22-17 loss to Buffalo. The Bills were facing third-8 with less that 2:30 to go in the game when Drew Bledsoe threw a 27-yard strike down the sidelines to Lee Evans, who was ruled to have gotten both feet inbounds on a beautiful catch. The play was close, though, and could possibly have been overturned on a replay review. The only problem was that the Jets couldn’t ask for a review since they had no timeouts left. The result was that the Bills got the first down and were able to run out the clock. 

--There were two odd plays in Baltimore’s 27-13 Sunday night win against Cleveland. First, we saw Cleveland punter Derrick Frost get off a 7-yard punt, truly embarrassing. Then, with the Browns driving to tie the score late, Baltimore safety Ed Reed intercepted a pass in the end zone and returned it 106 yards for a touchdown, an NFL record.

--Weird stat: The New York Giants have played all four teams in the NFC North and gone 2-2. They won at Green Bay and Minnesota, two of the toughest places to play, and lost at home to Detroit and Chicago, two horrible road teams. Go figure. 

--With every team having played at least half their games, here is how I compare my preseason division picks with who I think will win it now:
AFC EAST
: New England (preseason). New England (now). The Patriots are still the class of this division and maybe the league.
AFC NORTH
: Pittsburgh then. Pittsburgh now. Maybe Roethlisberger will come back to Earth (simply because he’s a rookie), but if he doesn’t, this team can win it all.
AFC SOUTH
: Indianapolis then. Indianapolis now. The Colts have enough offense to stay on top, while Jacksonville will struggle without QB Byron Leftwich.
AFC WEST
: Kansas City then. Whoever wins the Denver at San Diego game now.
NFC EAST
: Washington then. Philadelphia now. Washington? What was I smoking?
NFC NORTH
: Green Bay then. Green Bay now. The Packers have nose tackle Grady Jackson back after he missed five weeks and he’s the key to their defense. From the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel: Without Jackson, the Packers were 1-4 and opponents averaged 148.8 rushing yards per game (5.2 per carry). With him, they're 3-0 and opponents are averaging 60 rushing yards (3.8 per carry).
NFC SOUTH
: New Orleans then. Atlanta now. The Falcons have a three-game lead, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see Tampa Bay win the division. The Bucs have been rejuvenated with Brian Griese at QB and Michael Pittman running the ball and get the Falcons twice.
NFC WEST
: Seattle then. Seattle now. The Hawks are the best of a weak division.

My Top 5: 1. Pittsburgh 2. New England 3. Philadelphia 4. San Diego 5. New York Jets.

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