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Outsports Fantasy Football
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What to do - and not do - in your fantasy
draft (Hint: It's not all about looks)
By
Cyd Zeigler jr.
Play Gay
Fantasy Football
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So you’re in a
fantasy draft. Now what do you do? If you’ve never played fantasy
football before, the first thing you need to do is prepare yourself
for the disease. Fantasy football is a sickness. You are going to
find yourself worrying about whether players ran for 110 instead of
109 yards; you’re going to learn who the third-string receiver for
the New Orleans Saints is; you’re going to sit at the edge of your
seat as the 2-9 San Francisco 49ers visit the 3-8 Tennessee titans
in Week 12.
It’s a sickness.
Just be ready for it – and prepare your boyfriend for it, too.
Fantasy football
can mean a couple very different things to gay men. There is, of
course, the fantasy of being a fly in the wall of the Denver
Broncos’ locker room. Then there’s the fantasy of running into
Patriots Tom Brady and Adam Vinatieri, learning they’re on vacation
together and them asking you if you like massages.
The fantasy we’re
talking about here is a little less hands-on. This fantasy football
was created a couple decades ago and involves selecting the best
players available from across the NFL to build the best team you can
in hopes of kicking the ass of your best friends in your league.
Your fantasy
football season will kick off with a draft. You and your friends
will get into a room – or an online chatroom – and one-by-one select
the NFL players you want on your team. While the evening will be
strategy-filled, it should also be a LOT of fun – don’t hold back
ribbing the bozo who picks San Diego’s Drew Brees (left) in the second
round, or applauding the guy who somehow nabs Deion Branch in the
sixth round.
No matter what your
draft position, you have a legitimate shot at taking your fantasy
league’s crown. While the players drafting in the middle of each
round tend to find success most often, you can develop a strategy
that can win any league. Last season, even picking last in the first
round, you could have built a team that included the league’s #1
quarterback, #1 wide receiver, #1 tight end, #1 kicker, #1 defense
and #2 running back.
While chances are
slim you’d be able to pull it off, you can certainly increase your
odds by spending some time preparing for your draft. Before a take a
position-by-position look at the upcoming fantasy draft, here are
some thoughts to keep in mind.
- What do you
want to do? You need to decide what you want to do with your
fantasy team. If you’re a Dallas Cowboys fan and you just want to
cheer for the Cowboys players, then that’s great. Draft the whole
team. But, you won’t win. If you want to win, you need to focus on
picking up the hottest (and not just sans uniform) players in the
League – meaning you may end up with a wide receiver from your
dreaded Eagles. Three years ago, one of the guys in my fantasy
league drafted based on looks. He had KC’s Trent Green and
Denver’s Ed McCaffrey – but, he only won a couple games. The
following year, he drafted to win – and went to the playoffs.
- If you don’t
get a top-four quarterback, wait. After the first couple of
quarterbacks, there is a lot of parity in the league – and whether
you get Green Bay’s Brett Favre in the third round or
Seattle’s Matt Hasselbeck in the seventh round, chances are
there will be little discrepancy between how those two quarterbacks
produce. Just wait, round out your running backs and wide receivers,
and focus on a QB in a later round. This applies even more to tight
ends, where the drop-off from #5 to #10 is incredibly low.
- Pick key
players on good offensive teams. Certainly, great fantasy
players are all over the league (well, except maybe for Cleveland).
But, it makes sense – if a player’s team is scoring a lot of points,
chances are, he is too. Five of the top-10 fantasy quarterbacks last
year were members of the six highest-scoring offenses in the NFL
(NE, Indy, SD, KC, Minnesota & GB); Seven of the top 15 receivers
were on those teams; Five of the top 10 tight ends were on those
teams; Four of the top 10 RBs and Kickers were on those teams. If
you pick players from teams you think will score a lot of points,
your chances of success go up.
- Leave those
kickers alone. Unless you think you have a great read on a solid
kicker who’s going to shatter NFL records this season, don’t even
think about drafting one until the ninth round at the earliest. The
highest-scoring kicker last year scored fewer points than the #40
wide receiver and half as many points as the #15 quarterback.
- Stock up on
wide receivers. Because you have to start three in most leagues,
your third starting receiver will often be the key to your weekly
victories or defeats. With such a strong year expected for running
backs, it may be the receivers whom people are trading for this
season.
- Consider
match-ups. The AFC East and NFC East both feature very strong
defenses. For other players in those divisions, that means that
they’ll have to face a tough defense in at least six of their 10
games. Also consider whom your players will match up against during
your league’s playoff weeks. You can have the best team in the
league; but, if your players play Baltimore, Pittsburgh, New England
and Buffalo in your first playoff game, you may be making a quick
exit.
QUARTERBACKS
Last season, two
quarterbacks – Minnesota’s Daunte Culpepper and Indianapolis’
Peyton Manning – stood out far and above every other fantasy
player, both producing about 20% more fantasy points than any other
quarterback and 50% more than the highest-scoring running back.
Finding that gem this season

STRONG
BETS: While running back Edgerrin James
will surely be featured more in the offense this year, Manning
is the #1 overall player on the draft boards of many.
SLEEPERS: Cincinnati’s Carson Palmer is entering his
third season and many are looking for a huge leap in production from
the former USC star.
COULD BE DICEY: Because of injuries at running back, Kansas
City’s Trent Green had to put up lots of numbers last year.
Don’t expect those same numbers this season.
HOTTEST GUY ON THE BOARD: Houston’s David Carr (right) has the
looks, even if he does keep a Bible under his pillow at night.
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