A culture of violence.
Denver Broncos second-year cornerback Darrent Williams
was shot and killed in a white limousine about two hours
after the new year struck. Such a tragedy. There aren't many
5-foot-8 cornerbacks that find success in the NFL; But his
four interceptions put him in the top 20 in the league this
year, quite an accomplishment.
I certainly don't profess
to know anything about Williams' personal life or the kinds
of people he associates with. But, with the thug culture
that so many of these multi-million-dollar athletes dabble
in, it's actually surprising more of them don't get shot.
Maybe some of them will take a lesson from this. We can only
hope.
Divine
intervention and the Bengals? Consider this. Not only did kicker Shayne Graham miss a
game-winning 39-yard field goal that looked like someone
swatted it out of the air at the last second, but the
Bengals also botched a PAT against Denver last week that
would have sent that game to overtime. Had they turned that
tie into a win, they would be in the playoffs right now.
My biggest
problem with the NFL Network.
There are lots of reasons to not like the NFL Network's
coverage of NFL games. Their cutaways from games are
jarring, their replays are often from bad angles and come
too seldomly and too late, and the video looks like an
amateur operation. Oh, and 80% of America can't even see the
games. This past weekend I got to see the game with the
sound on for the first time. And it was dreadful. Bryant
Gumbel's voice is simply too high to be calling football
games. Heck, even Mary Carillo has a deeper voice than
Gumbel. There's a reason TV and radio commentators generally
have moderately deep voices; They sound good. Gumbel's is so
off-putting that, after the first quarter, I shut off the
sound.
Belichick
to the Giants? I've now heard from two people that there is a rumor circulating that
send New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick to the New
York Giants. I suppose it's possible that the genius would
leave New England. But I would think New York is the last
place he would want to go. The guy just wants to coach; He
doesn't want to deal with the media, and that would be half
his job with the Giants. I could see him just about anywhere
. . . except New York.
How bad
is Eli Manning?
Try this on for size. In the first period of their game
against the Redskins, Tiki Barber had to call a timeout
because Manning didn't realize the play clock had almost run
out (in fact, it had run out, but Barber did a great job
selling his timeout). If the Giants want to win the Super
Bowl anytime soon, they need to drop the latest Manning
experiment and start over. After three seasons it's clear
this guy isn't going to lead them to the promised land.
Herm
Edwards is not the coach he's cracked up to be. Sure,
his Kansas City Chiefs lucked into the playoffs (they needed
three home teams to lose on Sunday, two of them to teams
with a losing record, and they all did). But it seems to me
that guys like Larry Johnson and Ty Law are carrying them,
with little help from the coach. Edwards left the Jets in a
mess last year, but a good coach came in this year, got the
most out of his guys, made some great coaching decisions,
and led them to the playoffs. I'll be very interested in
watching how these two coaches fair on the road next
weekend.
Hot
NFLer of the year?
Since Jim blessed us with his bad taste, I'll give you mine.
I made the colossal mistake about seven years ago (you'd
like to think these kinds of things had a shelf life) of
saying aloud that Al Davis wasn't bad looking in the early
'60s. Jim and Jim Allen haven't let me live it down. While
he looked much different than this, this is what I've now
gotten stuck with. And, I dare say, his wrinkled face
still gives Alex Smith's crooked face a run for its
money.
My
awards:
Coach of the Year: Eric
Mangini, New York Jets. Mangini took a less-talented
team than it was last year and made it a playoff contender.
Yes, they also had a soft schedule; But he gets the edge
over the Saints' Payton because Payton had all the talent a
new coach could hope for; And besides, Mangini had to coach
in the AFC.
Rookie of the Year:
Vince Young had a great year, but I'm going with New
Orleans Saints wide receiver Marques Colston. Without
doing any scientific research, I'm guessing Colston had the
best rookie season of any seventh-round draft pick ever. He
was top-10 in the league for TD catches (8), he broke 1,000
yards receiving, and he did it all starting just 12 games.
Conventional wisdom says that rookie receivers don't have
years like this, and certainly receivers drafted last by
their team.
League MVP: It has
to be LaDainian Tomlinson. Surely the San Diego
Chargers running back will be the unanimous choice for this
award, given he set the NFL single-season records for
touchdowns and points and led the league in rushing yards.
Special nods should also go to San Francisco running back
Frank Gore, who came out of nowhere to lead the NFC in
rushing, and to New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees,
who helped resurrect a franchise that was floundering, and
who led the league in passing yards.
I'm not
going to pick games this round, because I think any of these
teams could lose to any of the teams they're playing.
Instead, I'll keep on with what I've done all season:
Chances
to win the Super Bowl:
1)
Baltimore Ravens (3:1).
They're three wins away from the championship and their
defense is rolling. I still think their offense does enough
to win, which is how they won the Super Bowl in 2000.
2) New
England Patriots (4:1).
They did what no one in seven weeks had been able to do:
Beat Vince Young. Their matchup against the Jets is a scary
one, disciple vs. mentor.
3t) New
Orleans Saints (5:1).
They're the best team in the NFC, and they'll have to play
at most one game on the road before the Super Bowl. They are
afraid of no one, which is what happens when you're playing
with the house's money.
3t) San
Diego Chargers (5:1).
Homefield advantage through the playoffs is a big deal. But
I think they can be beaten by a team with solid tackling and
a good defensive front four, two things that a couple AFC
playoff teams have.
5) The
rest of the NFC teams (minus the Giants) (8:1).
I can't tell you which team has a better shot: The Bears,
the Cowboys, the Eagles or the Seahawks. But I think they
each have a better shot than the Colts.
Wild card
picks: Let's get
right to next week's games:
AFC
Kansas City (9-7) at Indianapolis (12-4): The Colts have an awful run defense so expect Larry
Johnson to run wild. But the Colts are 8-0 at home and the
Chiefs have not beaten a team with a winning record on the
road. In addition, the Chiefs are 5-7 in the AFC, with two
of those wins against Oakland. Indianapolis has too much
offense and has beaten a much higher caliber of opponent.
Colts 31, Chiefs 20.
New York
(10-6) at New England (12-4): The Jets are an amazing story, since a lot of people thought
six wins would be an accomplishment. They beat only one team
with a winning record, but that was at New England. The
Patriots have a lot of injuries, but don't bet against them
in the playoffs. Bill Belichick beats his protégé Eric
Mangini. Patriots 23, Jets 10.
NFC
Dallas (9-7) at Seattle (9-7): Two dogs, each having lost three of its last four. The
Cowboys actually played better on the road (5-3) than at
home (4-4), while the Seahawks' home advantage of a year ago
is gone. The Cowboys suck less. Cowboys 27, Seahawks 24.
New York
(8-8) at Philadelphia (10-6): God, is the NFC pathetic. Neither of these teams would be in
sniffing distance of the playoffs in the AFC, but the Eagles
are the hottest team in the conference and could make a run.
Jeff Garcia continues his resurrection. Eagles 24, Giants
14.
Gag:
What a choke job by the Denver Broncos in losing at home in
overtime to San Francisco and being bounced from the
playoffs. They led the Niners 13-0 and the roof caved in.
Mike Shanahan's decision to re-insert Jay Cutler into the
game proved to be disastrous. Cutler threw an interception
returned for a touchdown that allowed the 49ers back into
the game.
It was
obvious that Shanahan was playing for the future when he
benched Jake Plummer in favor of Cutler with five games left
and Denver at 7-4. Cutler went 2-3, with wins over Arizona
(big deal) and Cincinnati (when the Bengals missed a
game-tying extra point). As lame as Plummer is, I think he
would have had enough to get Denver into the playoffs. As it
is, Shanahan better hope that Cutler is truly his
quarterback for a long time, or his 2006 decision will go
down as bone-headed.
Gag 2:
After the Broncos, put the goat horns on Cincinnati Bengals
kicker Shayne Graham, who missed a 39-yard field goal that
would have beaten Pittsburgh; the Steelers wound up winning
in overtime, 23-17. Had Graham made the kick, Denver's loss
would have meant a wild card spot for the Bengals.
"That's
just another game we shouldn't have lost to another team we
feel were better than," said Bengals quarterback Carson
Palmer. The Bengals lost their last three games and all
season blew games they could have won. Cincinnati lost five
games by six points or fewer, including a killer to Tampa
Bay (4-12). They also led San Diego by 21 points before
allowing 42 points in the second half. The Bengals have no
one to blame but themselves.
Lucky?
The biggest beneficiary of the Cincinnati and Denver
meltdowns was Kansas City. With their 35-30 win over
Jacksonville, the Chiefs secured the sixth AFC playoff spot.
The Chiefs also needed Tennessee to lose, so it took an
unlikely trifecta for K.C. to sneak in. What is doubly
strange is that the Bengals, Broncos and Titans all were
home.
Simms
strikes again: Finally, I get to add another to the long
list of Phil Simms
homoerotic comments. In talking about a
season-long NFL picks contest with fellow CBS analyst Boomer Esiason, Simms said: "Boomer's throwing that love out to me,
being nice. I don't like it. I like a little friction." Ever
hear of lube?
Scarecrow:
From Cris Collinsworth, calling the Giants-Redskins game for
the NFL Network: "I'll never forget going into the [NFL
rookie] scouting combine, where they have all these players
and they want to bring you in and get your height and
weight, but what they really want is to see you in your
underwear. They want to see what kind of body you have. How
do you think I fared in that?" Collinsworth was a rail-thin
6-5, 190-pounder. "I went from a first-round draft pick to
the second round." Said colleague Bryant Gumbel: "Ray Bolger
come to mind?"
Ugh:
Chicago Bears quarterback Rex Grossman was pathetic Sunday
night against Green Bay. He played a half and was 2 for 12
with three interceptions! A corpse could do better. I would
not be shocked to see Brian Griese replace Grossman in the
playoffs. This is not a good situation for a team that has
everything but consistent quarterbacking.
Boo-hoo:
The Patriots are upset on what they thought was a cheap shot
(a low block) from Tennessee receiver Bobby Wade on safety
Rodney Harrison that knocked Harrison out of the game.
Normally, I am sympathetic to players who get hurt, but
Harrison is one of the worst cheap-shot artists I've seen
and he thinks nothing of going after an opponent's knees or
head. There is a reason he is the most-fined player in
history. Karma can be a bitch.
Awards:
MVP:
LaDainian Tomlinson, San Diego. His 31 touchdowns set a
standard that will be hard to top. Runnerup: Peyton
Manning. The Colts' defense is that of a 3-13 team, yet the
Colts won 12 games because they had Manning behind center.
Coach of
the year:
Eric Mangini, Jets. The Jets were 4-12 and Mangini has them
playing well heading into the playoffs. Runnerup:
Sean Payton, New Orleans. Nice job in winning the division,
even though it's in the NFC.
Hot
player of the year:
Alex Smith, San Francisco (left). The face, the body, the
personality. Wow! Runnerup: Brian Moorman (right),
Buffalo punter. What an athlete and so sexy.
Top 5
1. San
Diego (14-2): Can Marty Schottenheimer finally end his
playoff jinx?
2.
Baltimore (13-3): They still struggle on offense but
play great defense and special teams.
3. New
England (12-4): All they do is keep winning.
4.
Indianapolis (12-4): How they won 12 games with that
sieve of a defense is an eternal mystery.
5. New
York Jets (10-6): Chad Pennington looks reborn at
quarterback.