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2004 Update: Ricky Williams Retires. Does This Mean He's Gay?
Every week we'll pick an NFL player who stood out on the field ... and who
stands out with his helmet off.
For other HOT players, check out the Locker Room.
Week 17
Doug Flutie, quarterback, Buffalo Bills
The NFL
uses a complicated system to rate passers and the highest
possible rating is 158.3. Flutie was perfect using this method
in Saturday's 42-23 blowout of Seattle. He was 20 for 25 for
366 yards, three touchdowns and no interceptions. For the
season, the Bills were 4-1 when Flutie started, 4-7 under Rob
Johnson. Why Flutie didn't start more games is a total
mystery. He remains one of the most exciting players in the
game, as he reminded us this week. |
Week 16
Terrell Owens, wide receiver, San Francisco 49ers
One of the oldest records in the NFL was broken on Sunday: Most catches in a game. Owens caught 20 passes against Chicago, breaking the mark of 18 set by Tom Fears of the Los Angeles Rams on Dec. 3, 1950. Owens, a 6-3, 217-pounder, has been an electrifying receiver all season for a 49er team that barely resembles the outfit that won five Super Bowls.
And after he scores a touchdown he does a dance that only can be described as gay. |
Week 15
Jamie Duncan, linebacker, Tampa Bay Bucs
We
seldom featured defense here so we thought Duncan deserved the
nod after the Bucs' gritty 16-13 win at Miami. The 6-foot,
240-pounder had an interception return for a score and forced
a fumble that set up the winning field goal. A great effort on
a wt day where Tampa's offense was reduced to three field
goals. |
Week 14
Mike Anderson, running back, Denver Broncos
At the start of the season Anderson was buried deep on the bench behind Terrell Davis and Olandis Gary. But when both went out with major injuries Anderson has stepped up in a big way. But never bigger than Sunday against the Saints. Anderson--6'
230 pounds--rushed for a rookie record 251 yards and had four touchdowns as Denver whipped New Orleans,
38-23. |
Week 13
Jerry Fontenot, center, New Orleans Saints
Offensive
lineman are unsung, but we had to honor Fontenot, who anchors
the Saints offensive line, which may be the league's best.
With Ricky Williams out and using inexperienced running backs
the Saints still managed to rush for 146 yards against the
Rams. ``Our offensive line is the best offensive line in football,"
coach Jim Haslett said. "I could get 100 yards behind those guys. They're tough, they're all physical. They're nasty and they like to play the game."
And Fontenot, all 6'3'' and 300 pounds of him is among the
best. |
Week 12
Daunte Culpepper, quarterback, Minnesota Vikings
Culpepper
weighs 260 pounds, amazing for a quarterback, and he moves
well. Having not played last year he is effectively a rookie.
And we all know rookies don't win the NFL. But Culpepper is
defying that tradition as he has led the Vikes to a 9-2
record. Sunday against the Panthers, Culpepper threw for 357
yards and three TDs. |
Week
11
Brian Griese, quarterback, Denver Broncos
Griese was heroic in Denver's pulsating 27-24 win over
Oakland. He separated his right shoulder in the first period
and played through the pain. He completed 25 of 37 passes for
262 yards and led the Broncos on the game-winning drive. A
friend of ours is in deep lust with Griese, e-mailing us after
the game: ``Oh man, oh man, I want to have sex with Brian Griese. Maybe if I bought
him a bunch of drinks, he'd do it.'' Maybe if you bring
flowers. |
Week 10
Ed McCaffrey, wide receiver, Denver Broncos
We
don't know anybody who thinks McCaffrey is anything less than
a stud. He crosses all the various ``types.'' He's 6-5, 215,
with a carved, hard body, a great smile and wonderful talent.
On Sunday he caught six passes for 96 yards and two
touchdowns, including the game winner, as Denver beat the
Jets, 30-23. |
Week 9
Jeff Ogden, special teams, Miami Dolphins
Special
teams players often go unnoticed, but Ogden came up big Sunday
against Green Bay. With Miami holding a 21-17 lead, Ogden took
a punt, made a couple of nice moves and outraced the field for
an 81-yard punt return as the Dolphins won. Ogden was
undrafted and wound up being traded to the 'Fins this year by
Dallas. |
Week 8
Corey Dillon, running back, Cincinnati Bengals
Dillon
was amazing on Sunday, rushing for an NFL-record 278
yards as the Bengals won their first game, beating
Denver, 31-21. Dillon had six runs longer than 30 yards and
scored on runs of 65 and 41 yards. It was also one of the best
celebration scenes we've seen this year after Dillon set the
record. He fell to the ground on the sidelines, face down on
all fours, overcome by his feat. A teammate then poured a
bucket of Gatorade on him; several others came over and
pounded his back; a couple poured cups of water on him; one
threw a towel on him, and finally, QB Scott Mitchell dumped
another bucket of Gatorade on him. We're sure Dillon didn't
mind. |
Week 7
Ricky Williams, running back, New Orleans Saints
How can you not like a guy who wears a wedding dress
on the cover of a national magazine? Or one, who in an interview,
thanked all his fans, straight and gay? But this year, how can you not like a guy who has four
consecutive 100-yard games, including a 38-carry, 144-yard, two-touchdown effort on Sunday as the Saints
beat the Panthers, 24-6? And how can you not like his great
smile and those dreadlocks? |
Week
6
Jeff Garcia, quarterback, San Francisco 49ers
When Steve Young retired in the offseason, it looked like the
49ers were headed for trouble. And, they are. But,
it's not the offense's fault, believe it or not. This
week, against cross-bay rival Oakland, Young's replacement,
Jeff Garcia, had a career day.
Garcia's numbers on the day
were brilliant. 28-41 for 336 yards, 4 touchdowns, and
not a single interception. He also had four rushes for
16 yards. That was all in the midst of being sacked,
tackled, piled on, and slammed to the ground seemingly every
play. And, in overtime, Garcia again marched his team
quickly downfield for the winning field goal . . . which was
blocked. Alas, his team didn't win, but he surely got
plenty of attention at the Round Up in the Castro Sunday
night. With his lispy voice and mannerisms, he certainly
has us questioning a thing or two.
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Week
5
Randy Moss, wide receiver, Minnesota Vikings
It had been a quiet year for Moss. After two amazing
seasons to open his NFL career, it had seemed the Vikings
offense was ignoring him this season, as he was averaging just
over 65 yards per game and had only one touchdown over his
first three games.
This week that all
changed. Moss caught for 168 yards against the Detroit
Lions, the fourth most in a game in his career. He also
had three touchdowns, the third time he has done that in his
short career, leading his Vikings over the Lions, 31-24, and
building a two game lead in the NFC Central. |
Week
4
Tony Gonzalez, tight end, Kansas City Chiefs
He's 6-5, handsome, well-spoken and a football stud. Gonzalez
caught 10 passes for 127 yards and one TD as the Chiefs went
in to Mile High and shocked the Broncos, 23-22. Gonzalez was
do effective that Denver would up double-covering him, which
allowed Derrick Alexander to beat his man on the game-winning
score.
Gonzalez got a measure of revenge against Denver linebacker
Bill Romanowskii, who Gonzalez has accused of cheap shots.
According to Gonzalez, AP reports, Romo said, `` 'What's up?
You don't want to have a drink with me?'" Gonzalez said:.
"I told him, 'As soon as you apologize to me for hitting
me in my face five times, then I'll go have a drink with you.
Until then, I'm not doing it.' " |
Week
3
Elvis Grbac, quarterback, Kansas City Chiefs
People Magazine lost its collective mind or was bribed when it
named Grbac the sexiest athlete two years ago. No offense, but
we could think of a thousand sexier jocks. No matter. Grbac
had perhaps his best game as a Chief on Sunday throwing for
five TDs, the first Chief to do that in more than 30 years. |
Week
2:
Jason Hanson, kicker, Detroit
Lions
Kickers are much maligned as not being ``real'' players. But Jason Hanson of the Lions was easily their MVP in Detroit's upset over Washington, 15-10. Hanson's five field goals accounted for all of Lions' scoring, including an awesome boot from 54 yards out. The
5-11, 182-pound Hanson from Washington State is also darn cute. |
Week
1:
Duce
Staley, RB, Philadelphia Eagles
The Philadelphia Eagles have
become one of the trendy picks to go to the playoffs this
season. Hell, Cyd
even picked them in the NFC Championship game. And
this is why. The Eagles went into Dallas on Sunday and
beat up on the Cowboys, 41-14. Staley led the way,
posting 201 yards on the ground, 61 yards in the air, and
scoring one touchdown. It was the fifth-most yards
gained on the ground by any running back on opening day in
league history. |
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