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We're playing a huge 32-team playoff on Jim's new awesome computer football game, Action 2000.  It features every NFL team from 1996-99.

It's called "The Silly Season" because when we played a season with Jim's old computer football game (a weird game from a now-defunct company), the '96 Baltimore Ravens beat the '96 Cincinnati Bengals to win the Super Bowl.  Silly.

This game is much more on-the-money. But, lately, this is only when Jim wins. When he loses he keeps whining about how "that would never happen," quoting stats and numbers from Cyd's NFL Encyclopedia.  We've combed through the teams and found the most "interesting" edition of each franchise in that four-year period.  In some cases, we've gone with lesser teams than a franchise's best (e.g., using the 1999 Vikings instead of the 1998 Vikings).  In other cases, we just had to pick the best of a bad litter (most of the NFC West).

In any case, we'll be playing a huge playoff and reporting on the games as we go. Loser buys.

(Grey denotes eliminated team)
(Green denotes 1st round winner)

Seed Team / Year Coach
1 Falcons 98 Jim
2 Patriots 96 Cyd
3 Colts 99 Jim
4 Titans 99 Jim
5 Jaguars 98 Cyd
6 Bills 98 Jim
7 Chiefs 97 Jim
8 Steelers 97 Cyd
9 Bucs  99 Cyd
10 Packers 98 Jim
11 Jets 98 Jim
12 Cowboys 96 Cyd
13 Redskins 99 Cyd
14 Eagles 96 Cyd
15 Seahawks 99 Jim
16 Panthers 99 Cyd
17 Vikings 99 Jim
18 Broncos 99 Cyd
19 Lions 96 Jim
20 Cardinals 98 Jim
21 Bears 99 Jim
22 Ravens 96 Cyd
23 Dolphins 98 Cyd
24 Bengals 96 Jim
25 Rams  96 Jim
26 Raiders 99 Cyd
27 Giants 97 Cyd
28 49ers 98 Jim
29 Oilers 96 Cyd
30 Chargers 98 Cyd
31 Browns 99 Jim
32 Saints 98 Cyd
Qualifying Round

49ers 30, Jaguars 24 (OT)

"Luckily, this was the one game I cared the least about winning," Jaguars coach Cyd Zeigler said after his team lost to the 49ers, 30-24, in overtime.  And, given that it was the biggest upset by seed in the tournament, it's a good thing.

In typical Action 2000 form, the visiting underdog San Francisco 49ers mounted a 24-10 lead, and held onto it going into the fourth quarter.  However, two successful touchdown drives by the Jaguars tied the game with 1:15 left.  

After three plays by the 49ers ate up almost a minute of the clock and gained 9 yards, San Francisco had to punt.  The punt was blocked and the Jags had 13 seconds to go about 20 yards for a field goal attempt.  Two incomplete passes later, the clock ran out.

In overtime, it was a swift six play, 70 yard drive for the 9ers as they took the win in Jacksonville.

"I couldn't care less about the 49ers," said coach Jim Buzinski.  "But, it was aweful nice to beat Cyd."

The series is now tied, 7-7.

Bills 30, Giants 24 (OT)

It was almost Cyd's third upset victory in the last four games.  Almost.

Late in the third quarter, Cyd's Giants were up 24-14 when quarterback Danny Kanell threw an interception in the endzone from the 8 yard line.

"At that point," Cyd said dejectedly after the game, "Jim had won the game."

Jim proceeded to score 10 straight points to force overtime, when he won the game on a 40-yard pass from Doug Flutie to Eric Moulds with one minute left in OT.

"It was a wacky, wacky game," Jim said afterward.  "I'm just glad the computer came around and the Bills won.

Flutie was dreadful through the first three quarters, throwing 6-18 with 2 interceptions.  In the fourth quarter, he started going to Moulds with winning results.

Cyd continues to make bone-head risky calls.  Just one week after punting the ball from the other team's 20-yard-line, Cyd called an onside kick after going up 7-0, which led to a tie game two minutes later.


Broncos 21, Seahawks 7

It was a game of turnovers and penalties, and the Seahawks had their share.  Turning the ball over five times and committing 11 penalties for 94 yards, it wasn't Jim's day.

"Well, the computer just had it in for me today," said Jim.  "I couldn't do anything."

Despite outgaining the Broncos, the Seahawks were undermined by a holding call that brought back a field goal and a fumble in the red zone.  And, after jumping out to a 7-0 lead, the rotating quarterbacks of Jon Kitna and Glenn Foley for Seattle couldn't do anything as the Broncos scored 21 straight for the win.

Cyd  added, "it was the kind of game that, if we were watching it on TV., we'd have shut it off half-way through the first quarter."

In a new whining low, Cyd lamented the whole game how he was going to lose ... even though he led by 14 for almost all of the game.


Falcons 21, Saints 20

The Falcons trailed the entire second half, until Chris Chandler found Tony Martin in the end zone with one second left in the game and survived the potentially biggest upset in the history of the playoffs, 21-20.

With the Falcons up, 7-0, late in the first quarter, Chandler went down with a slight concussion - which brought Steve DeBerg in for relief at quarterback.  DeBerg played within his game until about six minutes left in the first half.  An interception, a fumble, and another interception later, and the Saints took a 17-7 lead into halftime.  

"When we couldn't score for another 20 minutes, I knew we were in trouble," said Cyd.

With just 10 minutes left in the game, the computer decided it had had enough and led Jim's Falcons down the field for two touchdowns and the win. 

Jim was also in rare whining form, cursing the game from the moment a penalty wiped out what would have been a 14-0 lead for the Falcs.

Raiders 26, Chiefs 17

Every time these two teams meet, it seems like they write a new chapter on wacky games.  If this game did anything, it lived up to its billing.  The 1997 Chiefs had one of the best defenses of the decade and didn't give up a run longer than 20 yards at home all season.

Enter Napoleon Kaufman and Tyrone Wheatley.

The two Raiders running backs combined for over 320 yards on the ground - Kaufman running in two touchdowns from over 50 yards out.

"The game was so wacky, it was almost okay to lose," Chiefs coach Jim Buzinski said afterward.

With five minutes left in the first half, the Chiefs were up 7-0 and their defense was in control of the game.  The Raiders then marched 70 yards to tie the game, before giving up a field goal with no time remaining in the half.  

Going into the second half, the Chiefs were up 10-7.  And the Raiders ran the ball.  And ran the ball.  And ran it some more.  The Chiefs had five players keying on the two Oakland running backs, but they would not be denied.  

And, with the Raiders up 24-17 with two minutes left, the Chiefs had first and 10 from their own three yard line.

Safety.  Game.

Eagles 21, Lions 14

It was a text-book playoff game. 

The underdog Lions came in on fire, while Ty Detmer couldn't generate a thing on offense. On Barry Sanders' legs, it was a quick 14-0 lead for Detroit in the first quarter. Which left plenty of time for the Eagles. 

On turnovers and big pass plays, the Eagles ran off 21 straight points and toppled the Lions, 21-14. 

Jets 43, Ravens 13 

The controversy surrounding these two teams just doesn't stop. After the league suspiciously cancelled this game two weeks ago after the Ravens marched 80 yards for a 7-0 lead in the early minutes, the suspicions of conspiracy started early in game #2. On the first play of the new game, the Jets picked off the Raven's Vinny Testaverde and scored a defensive touchdown, setting the tone for a game that just wasn't meant to be. 

"It certainly seems suspicious," said the Ravens' Testaverde. 

"We had their number," said the Jets' Testaverde. The New York offense was just too much for the Ravens, who had closed the lead to 7 before losing the game in the second half. 

Tampa Bay 24, Cincinnati 10 
Washington 31, Arizona 28 
Colts 31, Chargers 10
Panthers 24, Vikings 21 (OT)
Patriots 30, Browns 0

Titans 20, Oilers 17

Rams 43, Steelers 14


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