Tiger
Woods continues to dominate golf. His win in this weekend's The
Memorial was his fourth tour win this year, and his 11th win in his
last 20 events. He won the tournament with the second best score in
tournament history. He is also the first golfer to go over $15
million in career earnings. And he's only 24.
BOTTOM OF THE WEEK
INDIANA HEAD BASKETBALL COACH BOB KNIGHT
It's not quite June and the Indiana men's basketball coach has been
in this space enough times to be Bottom of the Year. Reprimanded and
fined by the university for abusive behavior, one would think he'd
be chastened and contrite. But, not our Bobby! In his first
interview since the punishment was announced, Knight told ESPN he
does not need counseling for his anger problem.
``To me it's a simple question,''
Knight said. ``I have to do all the time, basically, what I do most
of the time now.'' Knight also denied choking former player Neil
Reed, despite videotape evidence to the contrary. As they say, De-nial
isn't a river in Egypt.
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE WEEK
HEADLINE OF THE
YEAR
From the May 23 Los Angeles Times
about an investigation at a baseball-making factory that found the
balls weren't wound tighter (``juiced'') to make them go farther
when hit: Balls Examined
No Juice Found
THE SUMMER
SEX GAMES
And you thought all of the action
would take place on the field. Think again. The organizers of the
2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney have announced that in the interest
of safe sex they will provide 50,000 condoms to the 10,000 athletes,
the Los Angeles Times reported.
BASEBALL
There were two notable on-field
achievements this week, both in Yankee Stadium. Something happened
on Monday for only the 10th time in MLB regular season history.
Oakland Second Baseman Randy Velarde turned an unassisted triple
play in his team's 4-1 loss to the New York Yankees. "I had it
played perfectly," Velarde said. "Both guys took off, it
was a soft liner. I caught it. Tag, tag, that's it."
The day before, fans witnessed
something as rare as a 25-cent cup of coffee this year: A pitchers'
duel. The Yanks' Roger Clemens battled Boston's Pedro Martinez for 8
scoreless innings. But Trot Nixon got to do his home run trot in the
ninth and Pedro bested Roger, 2-0. Two runs, and no one was bored.
NBA
The first two rounds of the NBA
playoffs were as dull as Gore-Bush. But the conference finals have
heated up and both look to go the full seven games. In the East, the
Knicks have more players in ER than on the court, but they continue
to befuddle the supposedly superior Pacers and are tied in the
series, 2-2. Indiana players are disorganized and grumbling, not a
good sign this late.
In the West, it's been anything but
home sweet home. The last four games have been won by the road team,
with Portland staying alive in Game 5 with a win in Los Angeles.
This has been an odd series, with Shaquille O'Neal all of a sudden
making free throws and Kobe Bryant disappearing. Anything can
happen.
NFL
The Washington Redskins already have
some of the NFL's highest ticket prices. Not they're going to charge
to watch practice, the first team in the league to do so. Blame it
all on snot-nosed new owner Dan Snyder, the kind of guy with a
perpetual smirk on his face. For $10 a head, plus parking, fans this
summer will get to suffer heat stroke watching players run sprints.
Oooh, watching a 350-pound lineman sweat buckets is our idea of fun.
TENNIS
It's hard to give a Champion a rough
time because he didn't pull one out. But when you've won more than a
handful of Grand Slam events, you're ranked #2 in the world, and you
keep getting bounced early in the same tournament on the same
surface year after year after year, it becomes a cruel joke. On
Monday, Pete Sampras took his annual early exit from the French
Open, this time losing in the first round to Australia's hot young
star, Mark Philippoussis, 4-6, 7-5, 7-6 (4), 4-6, 8-6.