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Translating the
Bulgarian Soccer Sex Scandal
Editor's note: Last week, the The
Sofia (Bulgaria) News Agency and
7 Dni Sport
reported that four
soccer players have been expelled from their amateur club in Varna for having sex in the team locker room.
Read here for more details.
Outsports was able
to get the story on the alleged incident translated via a longtime
trusted contributor who has Bulgarian friends. They read the
original article and translated it into English. It's a rough
translation and we're not sure if this was from the "National
Enquirer" of Bulgaria, yet is so bizarrely entertaining that we felt
compelled to share it. Alas, the original article is no longer on
the 7 Dni Sport website, or else we would have asked more Bulgarians
to take a crack at it.
Translation:
The goalkeeper from
team MAX ignited a scandal with three teammates in the locker room.
He allegedly offered to solicit his coach. “It seemed to me that
Stefan wanted to be intimate and establish a closeness with me, but
I sleep with women,” said the coach.
More shocking
details came forth: the host of the stadium sent the trainer into
the room after the team lost 2-0. The four players were late in
coming out and the host saw Stefan groping the testicles of the
three teammates. “He was overcome with caressing them and was paying
too much attention to them,” according to the report.
“Stefan was the
leader of the group, and he has in his file that he was accused and
found guilty of consorting with a goat at the age of 15,” said the
coach.
This scandal has
made its way to UEFA, but the organization has no rules that govern
homosexual behavior. “It is not in our jurisdiction,” said a
representative of the body. “It is a matter for the Bulgarian
football association.”
“They [the four
teammates] are a bunch of big homos,” said the report. “All of this
stuff has been going on on the team. They have been caught doing
this before, but the coaches thought that it was just drunken
horseplay.”
It started at a bar
called Martinitza, where the manager found the owner of the team
with two transvestites and Anton, who is a homosexual gypsy singer.
One of the 18 year olds on the team was copying Anton’s style, but
Anton is much shorter.
Anton admitted to
having a lover on the team who buys him Dolce and Gabanna perfume
($75).
The team is
scandalized by this behavior. They did not believe it at first, but
they remember a situation at a formal banquet at which the captain
(Stefan) placed his hands on three teammates (Mischa, Sascha, and
Roscovilla).
“I thought they
were just drunk,” said the coach. “Yet Stefan acknowledged that he
gave presents to some of his favorite teammates.” Stefan has a
mobile phone shop and would often give his boyfriends gifts like
jackets, phone cards, and backpacks.
“We have nothing
against their friendship, but we are happy they are no longer a part
of the program,” said MAX. The manager reported that Stefan had been
in congress with a goat at the age of 15 and had received a citation
for sodomy.
MAX lost 2-0 to
Devnya and understandably the team was not in a good mood after the
game was over. The team wanted to sneak out of the stadium and
leave, but this group of four was taking their time in the showers.
The coach sent the host of the stadium into the locker room to see
what was taking to long and when he got in his jaw dropped in
amazement. “It was the first time I had seen something like that
live and in person, fondling the testes of the teammates,” said the
host of the stadium.
“It was worthy of
the hit Caligula,” continued the host. The gentleman found the
strength to tell the administration upon the return to Varna (the
home city of MAX) and at a special meeting the four perverts were
kicked off the team.
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