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While we're gay, we're not attempting to espouse a social commentary on either sexual position, but you surely get the picture.  This is our daily recap of who scored and who didn't in the world of sports.

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JANUARY 2001

Jan. 31: Mario Lemieux continues to amaze. Tuesday night he scored a goal and had two assists as the Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Atlanta Thrashers for their fourth straight win. Lemieux has 15 goals and 16 assists in his 15 post-retirement games. And he's a huge draw: Tuesday's crowd in Atlanta (more than 19,000) was a record for the Thrashers. Jan. 31: Allen Iverson was caught on tape Sunday yelling, ``Go home, faggot'' to a fan at the Philadelphia 76ers game. The NBA says it's investigating. The Sixers' general manager Billy King told ESPN: ``"I think there were things that were said to Allen on the court, and I think Allen responded. And I think a lot of players respond. I don't think Allen was being derogatory to any group or anything like that. I think it was taunting back and forth between a fan. The fan didn't complain. I think it's a story that's being made out of nothing."

Get a clue, Billy. If a player had used an offensive slur about any ethnic or religious group you wouldn't be so quick to say it's nothing. This is the same Iverson who was reprimanded for his rap lyrics that were derogatory to gays and women. Wonder if someone has issues with their sexuality?
Jan. 30: The Missouri Tigers ended No.3 Kansas' 10-game winning streak, beating the Jayhawks 75-66 Monday night.  It was the fifth straight time that a ranked Kansas team lost at Missouri.  The Tigers were led by Kareem Rush who had 27 points and 11 rebounds. Jan. 30:  The Denver Broncos are already starting 2001 on the wrong foot.  After ending 2000 with a playoff loss at Baltimore, they have angered the Mayor of Denver and fans by choosing to sell the naming rights for their new stadium.  Instead of the fans' choice, "Mile High Stadium," it will be called "Invesco Field at Mile High."  Invesco Funds Group paid $120 million for the name.

Jan. 29: Super Bowl edition

  • The Ravens defense was as good as advertised. It held the Giants scoreless, picked off four passes and never allowed New York inside its 29. Truly awesome and one of the best ever.
  • The three touchdowns in 36 seconds brought life to a game that was generally dull throughout.
  • The amazing Ravens' streak continues: They were 16-0 this season when they scored at least 7 points. In effect, the game was over with 7 minutes to go in the first period.
  • Trent Dilfer is not among the game's best quarterbacks, but is very classy and seems genuine. So it was nice to see him get a ring and play well enough.
Jan. 29: Super Bowl edition
  • Kerry Collins was abysmal (four interceptions; it easily could have been seven). Has a quarterback ever been
    so bad in such a big game? He looked tentative and confused and his pick near the end of the first half prevented the Giants from getting a field goal that would have put them back in the game.
  • CBS had a zillion cameras, yet somehow missed the game's most important play: the holding call on Keith Hamilton that wiped out a Giants' defensive TD that would have tied the game. We never saw whom he held and whether it was a good call. But CBS did manage to show us enough Survivor promos to make us sick.
  • Jason Sehorn is so over. He's vain and pretentious and on Sunday was just plain awful. He got toasted on the Ravens' first TD and got beat twice more on what would have been two more TDs, save for Trent Dilfer overthrowing his receiver.
  • Hated the Cingular commercial featuring the disabled painter. Milking a real human interest story to sell whatever the hell Cingular sells was creepy.
Jan. 28:  For the first time in his career, Andre Agassi successfully defended a Grand Slam crown, winning the Australian Open for the second consecutive year. Jan. 28:  Up by 10 with one minute left.  At home.  Dominating the #2 team in the country.  But, on Saturday, the Maryland Terrapins just couldn't finish off the Duke Blue Devils.  After dominating the game, the Terps fell apart with one minute left, letting Duke go on a 10-0 run to tie the game, then losing by two in overtime, 98-96.  It was one of the worst collapses in the last minute in modern history.
Jan. 27: We've been lauding her all week, so it's only fitting that we give her one more round of applause.  Jennifer Capriati not only made her first Grand Slam Final at the Australian Open this week, she WON her first Grand Slam by beating #1 Martina Hingis, 6-4, 6-3.  She is the first woman, and only the tenth woman ever Jan. 27: What's wrong with Tiger Woods?  On the second round of the Phoenix Open on Friday, Woods shot an abismal 73 - two whole shots over par - including four, count them FOUR, bogies.  Oh, it also ended his streak of 52 consecutive rounds at par or better.
Jan. 26: Fresno State's victory on Thursday was historical in more than one way.  Not only was it coach Jerry Tarkanian's 750th career win, but it was the 13th straight win for the team - tying a 20-year-old school record.  Plus, in beating UTEP (seventh in the nation in scoring), 108-56, they handed that school its worse loss in school history. Jan. 26: After reigning as WBC Champ and going through years of pounding in the ring, it's ironic that a traffic accident will keep Tim Witherspoon out of his next fight.  His car was struck by a motorist who ran a red light on Monday.  He had wanted to fight anyway this Saturday, but his doctor will not cleared him.
Jan. 25: And what a comeback tour this is turning out to be.  Despite being the wunderkind of the women's tour in the early 1990's, Jennifer Capriati never made it to a Grand Slam Final.  She has now.  After upsetting Lindsay Davenport in her semifinal match, 6-3, 6-4, Capriati will play top-seeded Martina Hingis in the finals.  Capriati also caps off a week that saw women named the Outsports Top of the Day five consecutive days for the first time ever. Jan. 25: To be dissed by a high school senior.  For football powerhouse Penn State, that's gotta hurt.  But, on Wednesday, the top high school running back in the nation, Cardinal O'Hara High's (Pa.) Kevin Jones, stunned everyone at the press conference where he was announcing his intention to play at Penn State.  But, as he picked up a Penn State jersey, he quickly ripped off the sweatshirt he had on to reveal the Virginia Tech jersey he was wearing.  The local Pennsylvania crowd was less than thrilled.
Jan. 24: Michelle Snow of the University of Tennessee became only the second woman in the history of NCAA basketball to dunk the ball twice in one season.  Snow, who was already only the third woman to ever dunk a ball in a game, jammed the ball home with seven seconds remaining in the game and Tennessee trying to protect a seven point lead.  The dunk sealed the win.  Snow also got a technical foul called on her for the play, as she hung too long on the rim. Jan. 24:  At the Super Bowl Media Day today in Tampa Bay, the Ravens were at it again, talking about everything but football.  Shannon Sharpe, Ray Lewis, and Brian Billick followed up Billick's lecture to the press yesterday saying that none of them should be asked about what happened at the last Super Bowl that led to the arrest of Lewis on murder charges.  As Billick has said, the team that wins on Sunday will be the team that can put the distractions aside the best.  By constantly talking about not talking about this issue, Billick is leading his team down the wrong side of the road.
Jan. 23: Jennifer Capriati is starting the 2001 leg of her comeback tour in solid fashion, knocking off Monica Seles to reach the semifinals of the Australian Open, 5-7, 6-4, 6-3.  It was only Seles' second loss ever at the Australian Open, having won the event four of the previous five times she entered the tournament.  She will next play either Lindsay Davenport or Anna Kournikova.  This is the first time Capriati has been in the Australian Open's semifinals since 1991, when she was 15. Jan. 23:  Right now, the men's and women's college basketball polls are topped by the only two undefeated teams in the country.  On the men's side, it's #1 Stanford; on the women's side, it's #1 Notre Dame.  Both Stanford and Notre Dame also beat the teams that are ranked #2 in their respective polls.  Yet, in every major poll, there are AP and Coaches pollsters who are voting Duke and UConn (the two #2's) #1 - that is, despite having LOST to the teams that are still undefeated.  Well, at least now we know this "creative" voting isn't just football.
Jan. 22:  For the first time ever, a woman has won the Dakar Rally.  Jutta Kleinschmidt of Germany was the first person to cross the finish line of the 6,658 mile race that started in Paris on New Year's Day and ended Sunday in Dakar, Senegal. Kleinschmidt also made history in 1999 as the first woman to place in the race, finishing third. Jan. 22: It's almost fun to pick on the Los Angeles Lakers now.  The latest was an 11 point home loss to the Miami Heat.  After the game, Kobe Bryant said his team is out of shape (how does that happen three months into the season?) and Ron Harper said his team is not very good (you won the NBA Championship last season and were supposed to IMPROVE this season).  Yikes.
Jan. 21: If there is a "Michael Jordan" in women's sports right now, it is Michelle Kwan.  The figure skater won her fourth straight U.S. Figure Skating Championship, and her fifth overall, on Saturday after falling behind early.  She capped her Championship performance with a near-perfect free skate that earned her two scores of 6.0. Jan. 21:  Arnold Palmer has been removed from his 25-year position as honorary chairperson of the USGA's membership program.  Palmer is endorsing a non-conforming driver.  USGA President Trey Holland says the endorsement translates into Palmer endorsing breaking the rules of the organization.
Jan. 20: In the end, it was a shot by Darryl Sydor that ricocheted off of a defender that ended the game.  But, in the Dallas Stars' 6-5 overtime win over the Pittsburgh Penguins, it was both teams that put on a show that included the home team (Stars) coming back from down 2-0 and three tying goals in the third period alone. Jan. 20: In the latest looming casualty of free agency, Houston Rockets' superstar Hakeem Olajuwon is reportedly talking about being traded to the Miami Heat where he can play for Pat Riley.  Remember the days when guys actually stayed in one place for their whole careers, and didn't retire then come back the next season?  Ah, memories.
Jan. 19:  The Dallas Mavericks got another win Thursday night as Dirk Nowitzki scored a career-high 39 points.  The Mavs' win came against the Orlando Magic in overtime, 115-106.  The Mavs are now 15-8 since mid-December and have posted back-to-back come-from-behind wins after losing three straight for the first time this season. Jan. 19:  Seattle Supersonic superstar Gary Payton will be watching Friday's game from the sidelines after the team suspended him for conduct detrimental to the team.  Payton got into an angry confrontation with teammate Ruben Patterson during the Sonics' home loss to Phoenix on Wednesday.  
Jan. 18: In the battle-tested ACC, only the strong will survive.  Maryland is again proving they make the cut.  Their big win over #8 Wake Forest Wednesday night, 81-71, was their 12th victory in 13 games and vaults them back into the nation's elite.  Juan Dixon scored 30 points in the Terps' first win over a ranked opponent this season. Jan. 18: It is really hurting to be a Florida Gators fan right now.  By no fault of their own, the Gators are falling apart.  After temporarily losing starters Teddy Dupay and Brent Wright to injuries, the Gators lost guard Justing Hamilton on Wednesday night to what seems to be a torn ACL, which would end his season.  #7 Florida lost to unranked Georgia along the way, 75-72.
Jan. 17: Most basketball teams these days have trouble scoring 100 points in one night.  On Tuesday, though, Dajuan Wagner of Camden High School in New Jersey scored 100 points himself in his team's 157-67 victory over Gloucester Township Technical School.  Wagner is the first male high school player in 22 years to break the century mark. Jan. 17: After playing just nine games this season, Mario Lemieux was named to the NHL All Star team as a reserve.  Lemieux has nine goals and 10 assists since returning to the Penguins.
Jan. 16: The UConn Lady Huskies finally lost a game on their trip to Notre Dame this weekend as they fell to the Irish, 92-76.  The loss ended a 30-game win streak that included last season's National Championship. Jan. 16: We've heard of guys punching the other team's coach during a game, but punching your own coach?  New York Knick Marcus Camby threw a swing at Spur Danny Ferry last night, and Knick coach Jeff Van Gundy got in the way, after Ferry had poked Camby in the eye.  Van Gundy required 12-15 stitches.  After the game, Camby waited outside of the Spur locker room, and then waited outside of Madison Square Garden, hoping to get another swing at Ferry.
Jan. 15:  Defense wins championships.  Last year, that model came into question as the Rams slipped their way past the Bucs and Titans and won the Super Bowl.  All of a sudden, everyone wanted speed on offense and a quarterback who could get the ball there.  Defense?  Who needs it?  We'll just score more points than our opponents.  A lot of good it did Oakland and Minnesota.  Now, while the Super Bowl's final score may be 4-3, it's great to see two teams that didn't forget that old mantra playing in Tampa Bay for the Lombardi Trophy.  Of course, now everyone wants a Ray Lewis. Jan. 15:  We don't know what games Sports Illustrated was watching this season, but we just don't understand why they said, in a recent issue, that Fox commentator Pat Summerall had had a return to excellence in calling games.  Sunday's NFC Championship game summed up Pat's season for us:  getting guys' names wrong, making bad calls, and at one point saying that Kerry Collins was trying to quiet the crowd (he was signaling to his team that they would let the clock run down).  Next they'll be saying how Denny Green is a great playoff coach.
Jan. 14: When Jerry Tarkanian took over the reigns at Fresno State, the former UNLV head basketball coach/guru had a lot of expectations riding on his shoulders.  While every other year, his team has started ranked highly and faded fast, this year they're climbing up the ladder with solid wins - the latest a six point win over SMU that catapulted the Bulldogs to a 15-2 mark.  Jan. 14: After a big win against St. Louis a couple days ago, the Western Conference leading San Jose Sharks practically forgot to show up Saturday night, losing at home to the Nashville Predators, 5-3.
Jan. 13: After 23 years, Baylor's back in the game.  At 13-0, the women's basketball team has entered the AP Top 25 for the first time since January 25, 1978.  A huge improvement from last year's 7-20 record, the Bears are being led this year by junior college transfer Sheila Lambert.  Outsports' women's college ball experts Chip and Mikey B have been telling us to watch out for Baylor since November. Jan.  13:  First Cris Carter, then Steve Lavin, now Shaq.  The whiny little bitch syndrome is apparently contagious.  After being the focal point of the Magic and Lakers offense since he entered the NBA, Shaq has been reduced to the role of support for teammate Kobe Bryant this season.  Last year's League MVP, in frustration, asked to be traded two weeks ago and has ignited a firestorm of press focusing on the growingly dysfunctional relationship between Shaq and Kobe.
Jan. 12: Welcome to the Nine Lives Of Steve Lavin.  The guy should have been let go after his first "interim" year as UCLA head basketball coach.  But, the guy keeps winning just enough to save his job.  On Thursday, his Bruins beat cross-town Top 25 rival USC, 80-75, amidst rumors that UCLA is looking to replace Lavin with Rick Pitino.  The win was good for Lavin.  Bad for UCLA. Jan. 12:  What is wrong with Cincinnati running back Corey Dillon?  Last November, he fired his agent.  Then, on Thursday, he fired his new agent.  Dillon says that he did not authorize him to pass on an eight year offer from the Bengals.  Now, the Bengals' front office is as confused as ever, after being dissed by Dillon continually over the last couple of years, and Dillon sitting out part of this season because he didn't want to play with the Bengals.  The guy needs to get a grip.
Jan. 11: The Portland Trailblazers are on a tear.  They have won nine straight games, and have catapulted themselves to the best record in the West, at 26-10.  The latest was an 18 point shellacking of the NBA's best team, the Philadelphia 76ers in Philly.  Jan. 11:  UCLA basketball coach Steve Lavin has got to be kidding.  When he heard that his athletic director had spoken to Rick Pitino about coming on to coach the Bruins, Lavin called Pitino and "opportunist."  Huh?  Isn't Lavin the guy who quickly took over the reigns when Jim Harrick was fired a couple years back?  Pot calling the kettle black, it seems.
Jan. 10: Can you imagine doing anything 80 times in a row?  Even 80 sit-ups can give a lot of people fret.  But, the Washington University women's basketball team has won 80 games in a row, including three Division III National Championship games.  The latest was a 110-55 victory over MacMurray on Tuesday. Jan. 10:  He was a great coach, but Bill Parcells has his problems.  For one reason or another, the guy just can't stay put.  After bailing on the Giants and Patriots after Super Bowl appearances, and abandoning his coaching position with the Jets after just three seasons, Parcells has now left his Jets front office position after just one year.  We like his coaching, but we just wish he'd have picked a place and run off more than just a couple Super Bowls . . .
Jan. 9: The Oakland A's made a very aggressive move to get back into the baseball playoffs by signing star Kansas City outfielder Johnny Damon as part of a three-team trade. The deal also sent outfielder Ben Grieve from Oakland to Tampa Bay and closer Roberto Hernandez from the Devil Rays to the Royals. While Damon will be a sought-after free agent following the season, Oakland should be applauded for a win-now mentality. Guys like Damon don't come along every day. Jan. 9: Wade Phillips, the poster boy for Outsports' Bonehead Coach of the Week award, was finally fired by the Buffalo Bills after three seasons of unfulfilled promise. Phillips was axed after refusing to dismiss special teams coach Ronnie Jones. Talk about misplaced loyalty. Jones, a good buddy of Wade, had never coached special teams before being hired before this season. The Bills special teams regressed in six of the eight categories kept by the NFL and Jones deserved to be canned. And Wade will also be remembered as the boob who benched (and lied to) Doug Flutie prior to the 1999 playoffs despite Flutie being responsible for taking the Bills to a wild card spot.
Jan. 8: In a weekend when four NFL games pretty much stunk up the joint, it was some commentary that livened up the show.  First, it was Phil Simms, telling us how "Lamar Smith doesn't look like much in his underwear."  It was just the latest in a season-long string of odd physique comments from Simms.  Then, when Tennessee quarterback Steve McNair pulled back from center too early, Dan Dierdorf noted that the center usually gives up the ball when the quarterback gooses him.  But, John Madden trumped them all when, in the Philly-New York snoozer, Madden said that Giant Michael Strahan told him earlier that week, "I was looking at Glen Parker's body in the shower the other day."  Jan. 8: Oh, to be the AFC #1 seed.  You get to play every home game, until the Super Bowl of course, on your home field.  But, for the last 11 seasons, only one AFC #1 seed has won the Super Bowl (Denver in 1998).  This weekend, that streak continued when the Tennessee Titans failed to win their first home playoff game since the "Music City Miracle" last season.  Kicker Al Del Greco was the goat of the game, having two kicks blocked and hitting the left upright on a third attempt.  "He just misses against us," Ravens defensive tackle Tony Siragusa said. "I don't know if we have something to do with it, if it's our cologne...."
Jan. 7: The Oakland Raiders didn't take long to start their rout over the Miami Dolphins, as defensive back Tory James intercepted a pass on Miami's first possession and ran it back 90 yards for a touchdown.  It was James' first interception of two on the game.  He also scored on a fumble recovery that was called back by everyone's favorite NFL referee, Phil Luckett. Jan. 7:  Viking wide receiver Cris Carter is a whiny little bitch.  His entire career, this guy has gotten off the field after every missed reception, run over to the nearest official, and whined that he was held, interfered with, or looked at funny.  Saturday was no exception.  He started early, whining to the officials in the first half when quarterback Daunte Culpepper missed him on a couple passes.  Then, when he missed a third reception, he got off the ground and punched the cornerback who had been defending him. Of course, no flag was thrown.  On another run into the sidelines, he even clobbered Pam Oliver, the Fox correspondent.  And, for the entire second half, he got into a jawing match with Saints coach Jim Haslett (who used the word ``bullshit'' to describe Carter's cheap shot on a Saint DB). Carter waggled his hand and indicated "first down" to Haslett every time he caught the ball.  Waaaaaaa.  Waaaaaa. He's a great receiver but shows little class. Carter is our reason #1 to hate the Minnesota Vikings.
Jan. 6: New Orleans Saints coach Jim Haslett was named the NFL Coach Of The Year on Friday after leading his team to an 11-5 record and the NFC West title - two things NO ONE saw coming.  It was his first season as the (formerly) 'Aints head coach, after Mike Ditka had failed to do anything with the team except trade away an entire year's worth of drafts for one player. Jan. 6: Imagine scoring 51 points in an NBA game.  And imagine backing it up with another 26 rebounds.  All-star performance and a victory for your team, right?  Not if you're Chris Webber, who did those things and saw his Sacramento Kings lose to the Indiana Pacers.
Jan. 5: The NBA has had enough of Mark Cuban.  The Dallas Mavericks owner was fined $250,000 "for his outbursts and actions concerning game officials" after his team's loss on Wednesday.  It's good to see the National Badboys Association finally taking strong stands against the bad apples. Jan. 5: 99-72.  94-77.  82-59.  These were some scores from Top 25 men's college basketball on Thursday night as the top teams rolled in conference openers.  Then there was 49-46.  You guessed it:  Wisconsin Badgers basketball.  Whether they're winning games or not, it's an ugly way to win: slow down on offense and lull the opposition to sleep.  Unfortunately, they're lulling TV viewers, too.
Jan. 4:  Who else, but the Oklahoma Sooners.  Coming into the Orange Bowl ranked #1 in every poll, they were 12 1/2 point underdogs to Florida State.  The Sooners defense held the third highest-scoring offense to no points in their 13-2 BCS Championship victory.  Quarterback Josh Heupel failed to get into the end zone, though he threw for 214 yards, 60 fewer than Heisman Trophy winner Chris Weinke. Jan. 4: We don't mean to take anything away from Oklahoma's National Championship, but the BCS just blows.  Now all of its supporters will claim that the system worked - there is only one undefeated team left.  It still doesn't account for the fact that Washington, Miami, and Oregon State all finished with one loss and, arguably, deserved to play Oklahoma in the Orange Bowl.  Where is an NCAA Tournament?
Jan. 3: We here at Outsports are not fans of the BCS, and we are loving what could happen in college football after the Miami Hurricanes dismantled Florida, 37-20, in the Sugar Bowl on Tuesday.  Except for the Hurricanes' mascot, Sebastian the Ibis, who ran onto the field and incurred a 15-yard unsportsmanlike penalty for his team, this team played like champions.  It'll be up to the AP voters as to whether they get a share of the championship or not. Jan. 3: Joe Theismann, for underperforming. At halftime of the Sugar Bowl, Theismann was paired with a guy with a chance for the guy to win a million. All Theismann, a former NFL All-Pro, had to so was throw a football through the opening of a giant cell phone 10 times in 45 seconds to win the guy a guaranteed $100,000. But Joe was pretty off and managed to hit only six (after guaranteeing eight). $60,000 is nothing to sneeze at but the game seems designed to virtually guarantee $100,000. The guy then had one throw to add a zero to the $60,000. He missed.
Jan. 2: Pac-10 football had plenty to celebrate on New Year's Day, as the conference's top two teams dominated their opponents, both from Indiana.  In the Rose Bowl, the #4 Washington Huskies beat Drew Brees and the #14 Purdue Boilermakers, 34-24.  Later, it was the #6 Oregon State Beavers who trounced 10th-ranked Notre Dame, 41-9, in the Fiesta Bowl. Jan. 2: What a way to ring in the New Year.  In the wee hours of 2001, Washington Wizards guard Michael Smith was arrested after a brawl in Washington's waterfront bar, Zanzibar.  He was charged with assault.
1/1/01: The seedings in the NFL playoffs were right on this year. Everyone (including us) thought these would be the most wide open ever, and the two Saturday games were terrific and could have gone either way. But in the end, all four home teams won, the first time that has happened since the league went to 12 playoff teams in 1990. 1/1/01: A New Year's wish is for Fox to finally put NFL announcer Pat Summerall out to pasture. He gets more awful each week. In calling Sunday's Tampa Bay-Philly game, Pathetic Pat started early, mis-identifying the return men on the opening kickoff. Among his other numerous gaffes was saying ``April'' instead of ``apply.'' He also set up one situation by saying that Philadelphia was getting close to the end zone. Pat simply then said ``Brian Mitchell,'' with no explanation as to why. Maybe it's one of the few names he can pronounce.