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While we're gay sports fans, we're not attempting to espouse a social commentary on either sexual position, but you surely get the picture.  This is our daily recap of who scored and who didn't in the world of sports.

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NOVEMBER 2000

11/3/00: Baseball has lost one of its great players as first baseman Will Clark retired on Thursday.  Clark most recently played for the St. Louis Cardinals in the NL Central-Championship run, but started his career in San Francisco; he also made stops in Texas and Baltimore.  "In every player's career, sooner or later, you're going to have to make a decision to move on," Clark said.  He leaves with a .303 batting average for his 15 years in the League. 11/3/00: The Milwaukee Bucks gave up 70 points in the first half as the Houston Rockets cruised to an easy win, 115-93 on Thursday.  The loss sends the Bucks to an 0-2 start on the season.
11/2/00:  He's taken three teams to the playoffs, and essentially patented the slicked-back hair look.  He's Pat Riley and, after spending five months just one win away, his Miami Heat got him career win number 1,000 on Wednesday night, beating the Orlando Magic, 105-79.  This year Riley will try to take his third team to the NBA Finals after revamping the Heat in the off season and losing star Alonzo Mourning to kidney problems. 11/2/00: His team was ranked pre-season #3 in the country - and it was all downhill from there.  Expected to challenge for the national title, Alabama has posted a 3-5 record on the season and needs to win out just to qualify for the Aloha Bowl.  On Wednesday, coach Mike DuBose took the blame as he announced that this will be his last season at the helm of the Crimson Tide.
11/1/00: No tops & bottoms appeared today due to server problems. 

     OCTOBER 2000

10/31/00: The Tennessee Titans must be the best NFL team nobody talks about. All they've done is win 23 of their last 28 games, including seven in a row this season. On Monday night the Titans went in and whipped the Redskins, 27-21. It wasn't pretty, but it was very effective. They dominated both sides of the line and their special teams accounted for 13 points. With a schedule that includes 5 of their next 8 at home (where they are 12-0), the Titans have the inside track to home field in the AFC. 10/31/00: There must be a computer virus in the machine that figures out the Dunkel Index, one of eight computer rankings used to determine college football's Bowl Championship Series. Dunkel is the only one of the eight that does not have unbeaten Oklahoma No. 1 (Florida State gets that honor). And Virginia Tech, another unbeaten, is No. 6 in Dunkel. Garbage in, garbage out.
10/30/00: As with so many tournaments featuring Tiger Woods, the final round of the National Car Rental Classic on Sunday featured a huge come-from-behind victory.  But this time, it wasn't Tiger making the charge.  Duffy Waldorf shot a 10-under-par career low 62 on the final round to capture a one-stroke victory over Steve Flesch.  Woods was three shots back. 10/30/00: A week off is apparently what Denver Bronco quarterback Brian Griese did not need.  The highest rated passer in the AFC was arrested Saturday night for driving under the influence of alcohol as he was speeding at 80 mph in a 65 speed limit zone.  If convicted, Griese would lose his driver's license and would face fines and jail time.
10/29/00: Gil de Ferran turned in the fastest official closed-course lap in the history of auto racing Saturday as he sped 241.428 mph on a lap on California Speedway's 2.5-mile oval to win the pole for the Marlboro 500. The win also inched him one step closer to winning CART's tightest season championship race ever, which ends Sunday. 10/29/00: Quick quiz: you're at home hosting the #7 team in the country and you have just scored a touchdown to pull within 56-55 in second overtime - what do you do? If you're Arizona State coach Bruce Snyder, you fake a PAT and throw a pass for a two-point conversion then, when it fails, you say you had to do it because your kicker's back hurt. And you lose to the Oregon Ducks.
10/28/00: We can't believe we're saying this, but third year PGA golfer Steve Flesch was too much for Tiger Woods to handle on Friday.  While Woods didn't make a bogey on Friday or Thursday, his 130 after 36 holes wasn't enough to take the lead as Flesch shot 128 and tied the 36 hole record for the National Car Rental Classic in Orlando. 10/28/00: Rod Strickland of the Washington Wizards was arrested early Saturday morning for refusing to leave a restaurant that was being shut down by the fire marshal.  Authorities reported that the number of people inside Republic Gardens exceeded the club's occupancy limit.
10/27/00: The Boston Bruins did for new coach Mike Keenan what they weren't able to do the previous four games - win.  On Thursday night, Jason Allison's two goals led the Bruins to a 4-1 victory over the Washington Capitals.  The Bruins had fired coach Pat Burns earlier this week, and Thursday's game was Keenan's first at the team's helm.   10/27/00:  While half of New York is celebrating the Yankees' World Series victory today, Major League Baseball has a big problem.  Four out of the last five years, it has been the Yankees, with their league-high payroll, going out every July and buying themselves the best players on the market to win a World Series.  Their 33-8 post season record over the last three years has yielded three straight World Series rings.  With no salary cap, it allows the larger market teams like the Yankees to simply buy themselves a World Series title.  With interest in the League waning nationally, MLB had better do something quickly to curb this, or they will see small market teams like the Twins, Padres and Brewers go away and those lucrative TV deals stop coming through the door.
10/26/00: It took the first pitch of the game for the Yankees to grab a lead in Game 4 of the World Series that they never relinquished. Derek Jeter homered off Mets starter Bobby J. Jones and the guys from the Bronx went on to beat the guys from Queens, 3-2. The Yankees lead the series, 3-1, and can wrap up their third straight title tonight. 10/26/00: The NBA came down hard on the Minnesota Timberwolves after finding out they had entered into a secret contract agreement with Joe Smith. Commissioner David Stern voided voiding Smith's $2.5 million contract and took away the team's next five first-round draft. He also fined the team a record $3.5 million and indicated further punishment may be coming.
10/25/00: The New York Mets survived a crucial Game 3 on Tuesday, assuring them that they won't be the third team swept in the World Series by the cross-town Yankees.  This time, it was Benny Agbayani hitting the go-ahead double in the eighth inning as the Mets won, 4-2, bringing them within one game, 2-1, of the Yankees in the Series. 10/25/00: While his courage for coming forward should be commended, French cycling star Richard Virenque not only admitted to doping before the 1998 Tour de France - he said that athletes doing so in his sports is as common as putting air in their tires.  He raced on the Festina team that has been at the core of the sport's biggest drug scandal ever.
10/24/00: Wow! What a Monday Night Football game that was. Jets 40, Dolphins 37, overtime. The game ended at 1:20 a.m. New York time, but those who stayed up saw the game of the year in the NFL. The fourth quarter began with Miami ahead, 30-7. Then it became 30-13; 30-20; 30-23 and 30-30. Miami scored quickly to go up, 37-30. The Jets then converted a critical fourth down play with less than a minute to go, and tied it on a gutsy call: a pass to offensive lineman Jumbo Elliott, who caught his first TD (and first pass) of his career. It was the fifth TD pass of the game for Vinny Testaverde. The game ended in overtime when the totally adorable John Hall (left, wearing his necklace) kicked a 40-yard field goal. Asked by ESPN what was going through his head before the kick, Hall said: ``I was hungry. I wanted to eat.''  10/24/00: For the last ten years, the Pac-10 has been the purist of college basketball.  The season determines the conference champion, not some silly post-season tournament where every team has a chance.  Until 2002.  In two seasons, the men will have an eight team tournament, and the women will have a ten team tournament, to decide the conference champion and the automatic berth in the NCAA tournament.  This decision has television money written all over it.  When you have been giving the best team the conference title for the last ten years, why would you go back to a system that gives a team with a 12-16 record a chance to win the conference?  Or, worse yet, take another quality team's spot in the NCAA Tournament.  Not only should the Pac-10 NOT do this, but every other conference should scrap their conference tournament.  It just cheapens the entire season.
10/23/00: Roger Clemens has been a dirty player all his career.  So, he probably did try to throw that bat at Mike Piazza last night.  And, while that is getting the headlines, to us it was his eight, two-hit shutout innings that gave the Yanks a 6-5 victory and a 2-0 lead in the World Series that stood out. 10/23/00: Just five days after setting a new NHL record for career wins, Colorado Avalanche goalie Patrick Roy was arrested early Sunday in response to a 911 call from his home.  The police stated that Roy and his wife were having an argument and that the house was a wreck.  Roy was arrested for investigation of domestic charges.
10/22/00: Nobody west of the Appalachian Trail watched, but the two New York baseball teams played a thrilling marathon of a game to start the World Series that many are calling an "instant classic."  After 4 hours and 51 minutes, it was Jose Vizcaino hitting a single and driving home the winning run for the Yankees, 4-3. 10/22/00: The team that Cyd picked to win the Orange Bowl has simply fallen apart - but Saturday was the worst of their season.  Up by four with just seconds left, the USC Trojans watched Stanford backup freshman quarterback Chris Lewis throw a beautiful pass as time expired to the back right corner of the end zone to receiver Jamien McCullum. The Trojans lost their fourth in a row (32-30) and started 0-4 in the Pac10 for the first time.
10/21/00: Colorado Avalanche goalie Patrick Roy was honored on Friday night as the winningest goalie in NHL history.  With a 4-3 win over the Washington Capitals last Tueday, he garnered his 448th career win - now one more than prevoius record holder Terry Sawchuk. 10/21/00: The wacky boxing career of Mike Tyson continues to get wackier - but this time, it wasn't really his fault.  Before the third round of his matchup with Andrew Golota on Friday night in Auburn Hills, Michigan, Golota simply quit the fight.  He left his corner and, as the referee told him that his rest period wasn't up, he just quit.  Tyson left the ring outraged that the match was not going to continue.  For once, he just might have been justified.
10/20/00: New Detroit Lions running back James Stewart finally had the game everyone has been waiting for.  Against a tough Tampa Bay run defense, Stewart rushed for 116 yards and three touchdowns Thursday night as his Lions improved to 5-2 with a 28-14 win, avenging a blowout loss to the Bucs earlier this season. 10/20/00: The rest of the world was no match for the U.S. in Thursday's round of the President's cup as the International Team got blanked by the Americans, 5-0.  It was the first round of the Americans' revenge tour, as they suffered the worst defeat ever in match play in 1998.
10/19/00: It was finally a Wild finish.  18-year-old Minnesota left wing Marian Gaborik scored twice in the last 2:28 to give the Minnesota Wild their first franchise NHL win, beating the Tampa Bay Lightning, 6-5.  Of the 18-year-old phenom, Wild goalie Jamie McLennan said, "It's sick.  He's 18 years old and he's a player right now and he's just getting better and better.'' 10/19/00: Souksangouane Phengsene, the man who killed Minnesota Timberwolf Malik Sealy, was sentenced to four years in prison on Wednesday.  Phengsene was legally drunk when his pickup smashed into Sealy's SUV on May 20.
10/18/00: Well, New Yorkers got what they wanted - a Subway World Series.  Unfortunately, the rest of America will be left watching Seventh Heaven.  The New York Yankees beat the Seattle Mariners, 9-7, on Tuesday, to advance to the World Series against the cross-town New York Mets.   10/18/00: The big loser on Tuesday night might just have been Fox.  A Subway Series?  The ratings have been pretty bad for the playoffs as it is.  Now, you have the "same old" Yankees, and the team from down the street.  
10/17/00: The Tennessee Titans own the Jacksonville Jaguars.  They have beaten them the last four times they've played, including last year's AFC Championship game.  On Monday Night, it was the Titans rolling, 27-13.  And it wasn't even that close.  Titans running back Eddie George ran for 165 yards and a touchdown and received for another 42 yards. 10/17/00: St. Louis Cardinals pitching went over the edge in Monday night's 7-0 loss to the New York Mets.  First, it was rookie Rick Ankiel, throwing two wild pitches (giving him nine in the postseason) and walking two batters in 2/3 inning.  Then, it was Dave Veres throwing a high inside pitch right at the head of Jay Payton of the Mets that left Payton bleeding from the blow.  Things almost turned ugly as both benches emptied. It was a totally classless move by Veres. These guys deserve to be sitting at home for the next four months.
10/16/00: Goaltender Tony Meola made ten saves as the Kansas City Wizards took their first MLS Cup on Sunday, 1-0, over the Chicago Fire.  Meola added the game's MVP trophy to the season MVP trophy he won on Friday after posting a league-record 16 shutouts this season and holding opponents scoreless at one point during the season for 681 consecutive minutes.  The MLS Cup is the city of Kansas City's first major professional title since the 1985 Royals won the World Series. 10/17/00: St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Darryl Kile was lit up in the first inning of the crucial Game Four of the NLCS, giving up five doubles and four runs, as his team lost to the New York Mets, 10-6, and slipped to a 3-1 deficit in the series.  He was pulled in the second inning after giving up an additional three runs.  Kile was pitching on three days rest instead of four, but he insisted that was not why he was so bad.
10/15/00: The postseason hasn't always been kind to Roger Clemens. But the Yankee pitcher had a game for the ages, with an overpowering 1-hitter in New York's 5-0 win at Seattle. Clemens had an American League Championship Series record 15 strikeouts as the Yanks moved to within one game of their third straight World Series appearance. 10/15/00: Kansas State showed that they didn't deserve to be ranked #2 in the country. After an early-season schedule that featured creampuffs like Louisiana Tech, Ball State and N. Texas, the Wildcats finally played someone their own size in #6 Oklahoma. The result? A 41-31 loss at home that saw the 'Cats defense shredded for 374 yards passing. K-State coach Bill Snyder, long accused of making easy schedules, has now played 20 games in his career against Top 10 teams. With the loss Saturday his record in those games is 1-19!
10/14/00: Thousands of Indiana Hoosiers fans filed into Assembly Hall at midnight Friday night to get their first up-close glimpse of their 2000 basketball team.  And, while a certain someone was on everyone's mind, it seemed like a love fest as coach Mike Davis presented his team to the crowd of Hoosier faithful.  And those faithful fans responded with love and support - even without the chair throwing. 10/14/00: As the Detroit Lions enter a crucial stretch of their season, they will do so without their star wide receiver, Germane Crowell, who broke his foot in practice on Friday.  Though they are now in the middle of a ten day rest, the Lions have a huge game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers next Thursday night.  Crowell will miss that game, and another five to seven weeks after that.
10/13/00: NBA Commissioner David Stern apparently talked some sense into Allen Iverson on Thursday.  After refusing to change any of the potentially offensive lyrics on his upcoming album, Iverson announced that he will be changing some of what Stern called "coarse, offensive and anti-social" lyrics.  While Iverson may be a bottom for performing the lyrics in the first place, you've got to give credit to Iverson for listening to the public's reaction and responding intelligently and respectfully; and credit goes to Stern for refusing to punish Iverson, but coaxing him in the right direction at the same time. 10/13/00: There isn't a sports site out there that is more for equal rights on the field than us.  But, in the case of Heather Sue Mercer vs. Duke University, the two million bucks stop here.  Mercer was released from the Duke football team saying that she was not a good enough place kicker to play on the team.  Coaches and players (including six kickers) testified that this was the case.  Mercer said she could kick 48 yard field goals, but was more comfortable within 43 yards.  The jury believed Mercer and awarded her $2 million in punitive damages.  43 yards and she gets $2 million?  Though, Sebastian Janikowski gets about that and he can't even kick them 40 yards - so maybe we're just off on this one.
10/12/00: While it was the Yankees' bats that got the press in their 7-1 win over the visiting Seattle Mariners, it was pitcher Orlando Hernandez who deserved it most.  On Wednesday, his birthday, El Duque allowed only one run and six hits in eight innings.  He is now 7-0 lifetime in October with an ERA of 1.21. 10/12/00: All the King's men couldn't keep the Blues from embarrassing them.  After taking a 4-0 lead into the third period, Kings goaltender Jamie Storr allowed four goals in the final period to give up the victory and settle for a 4-4 NHL tie.
10/11/00: Freddy Garcia pitched 6 2/3 innings on Tuesday at Yankee Stadium and gave his Seattle Mariners the cushion they needed to win Game 1 of the ALCS, 2-0.  He allowed six hits, no runs, and struck out eight, sinking the Yankees back into the doldrums that saw them finish the season winning just three of their last 17 games. 10/11/00: In the latest chapter of the rash of college basketball players finding trouble off the court, University of Kentucky basketball player Jules Camara was found guilty of drunk driving Tuesday.  The 6-foot-11 Camara had been arrested Sept. 3 for swerving his car as he drove, and was given a field sobriety test, which he failed.  With the University's no alcohol policy, Camara will sit the entire season due to the conviction.
10/10/00: The Dennis Miller Mojo continues for ABC. Monday Night Football had its fifth thriller out of six weeks as Minnesota outlasted Tampa Bay in a classic, 30-23. In all five games the losing team has had the ball last with a chance to win or tie. Tampa Bay came thisclose to sending the game into overtime as a last-play Hail Mary pass barely touched the ground as Jacquez Green made a play for it. The fact that the refs blew a clear pass interference on the play didn't help. And we loved Mike Alstott trying to throw an option pass earlier on fourth down. He had his man, tight end Todd Yoder, wide open but threw too high and wide. 10/10/00: With all of the marketing geniuses out there you think someone would have come up with better nicknames than those given to the two new NHL teams: The Minnesota Wild and Columbus Blue Jackets. Singular names are lame, and what the hell is a ``Blue Jacket?'' We'll just start calling them the B.J.'s.
10/9/00: In lifting his New York Mets over the San Francisco Giants to reach the NLCS, Bobby J. Jones became only the sixth pitcher to throw a complete game one-hitter in the post season, and the first in the Majors since 1967.  The Mets beat the Giants, 4-0, and won the series, 3-1.  Until Sunday, not only was Bobby Jones in obscurity, but he was one of TWO Bobby Jones's on the Mets' roster - the other being pitcher Bobby M. Jones. 10/9/00: What a bad weekend for Bay Area sports teams.  On Friday, the San Jose Sharks lost their season opener to the St. Louis Blues, 4-1.  On Saturday, Stanford and Cal lost football games by a combined score of 50-24.  And on Sunday, the A's and Giants got knocked out of the MLB playoffs, after having home field advantage.  Luckily, in the NFL, the two Bay Area teams played one another - and two teams haven't lost the same game in the NFL in a long long time.
10/8/00: Oklahoma Sophomore RB Quentin Griffin ran for a school record six touchdowns, all under eight yards, as the #13 Oklahoma Sooners blasted the #11 Texas Longhorns, 63-14, improving to 5-0.   The Sooners came within one point of the biggest blowout in the storied rivalry's history (it was 50-0 in 1908). 10/8/00: In Saturday's Los Angeles Motion flag football game, it was a comeback for the ages as Team Green let a 22-point lead slip away in the final minutes of the game.  After taking a commanding 40-18 lead in the third quarter, a touchdown by green quarterback Jim Buzinski was called back and it was all down hill after that, as Team Orange picked off two passes and rolled over Green's defense in the second half of the game to take the game, 42-40.
10/7/00: In the offseason, the Seattle Mariners lost their star player, Ken Griffey Jr.  They responded by not only making the playoffs, but sweeping the team with the AL's best record in three games.  The final game was a 2-1 win on Friday that sent the M's to the AL Championship Series off of a bunt by Carlos Guillen, seeing his first playoff appearance of the year, in the bottom of the ninth inning, that scored Rickey Henderson. 10/7/00: Marty McSorley, the NHL thug who brutally hit Donald Brashear in the head with his stick last February, was found guilty of assault with a weapon for his attack.  Unfortunately, he won't do jail time - he will serve an 18 month probation in which time he cannot, whether he is reinstated by the NHL or not, play in a game against Brashear.  McSorley maintained his innocence despite his deserved reputation as an "enforcer" and video that shows him skating at Brashear, aiming at his head, and hitting him with his stick.
10/6/00: Every run has to come to an end.  For Marshall, the losses of key talent like Randy Moss and Chad Pennington were just too much to handle.  After setting the Division I-A record for most consecutive home wins at 33, the Marshall Thundering Herd finally fell to a visiting opponent, as the Western Michigan Broncos ran all over the Herd in the second half and won going away, 30-10.  Marshall hadn't lost a home game since the Division I-AA title game against Montana in 1995. 10/6/00: With the two highest paid players in Major League Baseball this season, but no spot in the playoffs, the Los Angeles Dodgers had to find a scapegoat.  On Friday, they'll announce the firing of manager Davey Johnson.  Johnson led the team to an 86-76 record this season and a second place finish in the relatively competitive NL West.
10/5/00: Are the Yanks back?  After losing a shocking 16 of 19 games, the Yankees got a great effort from pitcher Andy Pettitte, who pitched 7 2/3 runless innings at Oakland in a near-must-win game for New York, as the Yankees evened their series with the A's, 1-1.  Said Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter after the game, "We know we can win, we know we can beat great pitchers and we'll do it again." 10/5/00: What is it with the Wisconsin athletic program?  First, they suspend about a quarter of their football team for accepting gifts in the form of sneakers.  Now, three hoopsters have been suspended for eight games each for accepting benefits from Shoe Box, an athletic outfitter.  In addition to these suspended athletes, another 37 have been ordered to close their accounts at the store to maintain their NCAA eligibility.  
10/4/00: The down-to-the-wire pennant race in the AL West seems to have done the division's two playoff teams some good.  In the first game of their series, the Oakland A's and Seattle Mariners captured crucial wins in defeating the defending world champs and the AL's best record.  The A's beat the Yankees, 5-3, getting four runs off of pitcher Roger Clemens.  The M's won at the Chicago White Sox in the tenth inning, off of an Edgar Martinez two-run homer, 7-4. 10/4/00: OK, let's play a game.  Guess who said this on Tuesday:  "It's embarrassing to hear that an organization is thinking about trading their franchise player because he's tardy to practice."  Most of you probably only need one guess.  Yes, the NBA season is starting up again, and so is 76er Allen Iverson's mouth.  The Philadelphia point guard went on the trading block after last season after he continually broke team rules - among them, showing up late to practice.  After vowing to turn a new leaf this season, Iverson clearly hasn't learned anything in the offseason.
10/03/00: We saw an amazing moment Sunday on Fox Sports World's replay of English Premiere League football. It came after Alan Smith had just scored a goal for Leeds United. As Smith was celebrating, teammate Gary Kelley came over, they drew close to each other ... and kissed ... on the mouth ... lovingly. It wasn't one of those Russian cultural ``a few pecks on each cheek'' deals. This was the real thing. Is this the start of a trend? Our friend Jim, an enormous English football fan, says he's never seen anything like it. We have it on video and will try and get reprint rights. 10/03/00: Two big thumbs down to the new gay-themed film ``Broken Hearts Club,'' a lame romantic comedy set in West Hollywood. What pisses us off is the ``sport'' angle. The characters in the film all play on a softball team and embody every stereotype and cliché of gays in sports. They can't run, they can't hit or can't throw and play like, dare we say, a bunch of prissy queens. The topper: In the film these guys are in a straight league. It's something that would never happen; anybody this bad would only play in a gay softball league. As for the rest of the film, if you like poorly written, predictable plots with unappealing characters, than this is a movie for you.
10/2/00: Two teams had their own fates in their hands on Sunday, and they did the most with it.  With playoff spots theirs to lose, the Seattle Mariners and Oakland Athletics won their final games of the season to clinch playoff spots over the lurking Cleveland Indians.  The M's beat the Anaheim Angels, 5-2, while the A's topped the Texas Rangers, 3-0. 10/2/00: The Atlanta Braves were one out away from hosting their first round playoff series.  Then came a two-out error by Chipper Jones, and a home run on an 0-2 pitch by John Rocker, and the Colorado Rockies beat the Braves, 10-5, sending the Braves to St. Louis for their first round matchup.
10/1/00: Lost in all the hubbub over who can score the most points against weak opponents is an unexpected 4-1 team in the Big Ten that is making a real run at the Rose Bowl.  The Northwestern Wildcats won their second straight road game against a ranked opponent, knocking off #18 Michigan State this week, 37-17.  The last time the 'Cats started 4-1, they went to the Rose Bowl.  Presently, the only undefeated team in the Pac10 is Oregon State, which knocked off USC on Saturday. 10/1/00: The New York Yankees have hit a slump at the wrong time.  While they have backed into the AL East crown because of the ineptitude of the other division teams, they have lost six in a row, and 14 of their last 17 games, just three days before the playoffs start.  The loss on Saturday was a 9-1 drubbing at the hands of the Baltimore Orioles, who are 15 games under .500.  Luckily for the Yanks, no one chokes in September better than the Red Sox.