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Enjoying the moment

Value of the six-year contract extension recently signed by Dallas quarterback Tony Romo: $67.5 million.

Estimated divorce settlement if Romo's stupid enough to marry his current flame, the skanky, stupid Jessica Simpson : $33.75 million.

Any day the Eagles beat the Cowboys no matter how poorly the season is going: priceless. -- Joe Guckin