Tuesday night on the season premiere of American Idol, a very large, sweet young woman by the name of Temptress Brown was featured. One of the things that made Temptress so unique is that she plays football. Middle linebacker. Ryan Seacrest took the opportunity to look butch and decided to give this analysis of how a middle linebacker plays:
Clearly, Ryan has his MLB confused with his defensive tackle. Or offensive tackle. Are those jazz hands? Who knows. Ryan needs to stick to his pom poms and leave the football analysis to John Clayton. -Cyd Zeigler jr.