- Three Dallas Cowboy offensive lineman have signed a deal to put out a heavy metal album. Good think the 'Boys got rid of T.O. and all of those distractions!!
- San Antonio Spurs trade three players (including Bruce Bowen) for Milwaukee's Richard Jefferson.
- I'm just gonna steal Fark's headline for this one because it's so perfect: Man who stole rare bike belonging to Lance Armstrong receives three years in prison, or 1,065 more days than Donte Stallworth.