- The tea leaves this morning point to Brett Favre wearing purple this season. Favre: "Yay, more attention for me me me!"
- A Vermont Hooters manager "sabotages" the Red Sox by "planting" Yankee Stadium grass in Fenway. Millions roll their eyes.
- Drew Carey wants soccer to become popular in the U.S. Carey owns part of the MLS team Seattle Sounders. Yes, I said Seattle Sounders.
- Jerry Sloan isn't happy about one of his players' Facebook updates. Sloan apparently doesn't even own a computer.