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CEO of Evil Company Departs For Even More Evil

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David Brandon, the Chief Executive of Domino's Pizza, has decided to leave his position there to become the new Athletic Director at the University of Michigan.

Domino's as you may know is evil for several reasons: Tom Monaghan, the founder of Domino's is a very avid anti-gay crusader who gives money to wonderful organizations like Operation Rescue and wants to create a Christians-only town in Florida. They have psychopaths working for them (You may not want to click that unless you don't feel like eating for a while). They allegedly have a policy to fire openly gay employees. And - by their own admission - their pizza sucks.

And so the CEO leaves there to go to Ann Arbor. Who is evil for... well, just ask anybody.