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Laurence Griffiths


While Hotspurs are hanging on to a fortuitous lead over Aston Villa I stumbled over a much more interesting encounter between the two.

Jan Vertonghen's debagging of Niklas Helenius gave us all a treat

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Now why would anyone one to pull the pants off Nicklas?

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Certainly there is nothing of interest there.

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Obviously Jan was not interested. He just wanted to prevent a score. Um, which he did.

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Well, his loss.

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At 6-5 Nicklas seems to have everything in proportion.

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He doesn't just want to be known for what he's packing in the front.

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Though that clearly is on the ball so to speak.

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Jan should rightly be ashamed of himself.

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Now look Nick in the eyes. Say you're sorry. Then kiss and make up.

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Alternatively, Nick will except that blow job you were offering.

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