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Forget Sports Illustrated, Here Is The Outsports Swimsuit Issue

Sports Illustrated has published its annual swimsuit issue, aka the most boring issue of the year. For those into hot women in bikinis, it’s always been a nice antidote in the middle of winter.

But why should straight guys and lesbians have all the fun? Gay males also suffer through winter and could use a nice diversion from shoveling snow. So I have compiled our swimsuit issue, limiting it to sports where one competes wearing only a swimsuit or something tight — swimming, diving, water polo and mixed martial arts.

Unlike Sports Illustrated’s models, these guys are actual athletes. Feel free to weigh in with your favorite; for my money, it’s hard to beat Australian swimmer Matt Targett (he looks like Eric Decker’s brother).