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Christian McCaffrey would win the Heisman for hotness

The Stanford star would top our poll if we had a vote.

Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey

The Heisman Trophy will be awarded Saturday to one of three college football players: Deshaun Watson of Clemson, Derrick Henry of Alabama or Christian McCaffrey of Stanford. All three are worthy, but if hotness and studliness were factors (they would be if the gays ran the place!), I would go with McCaffrey. He stands above the rest.

Here is my Heisman ballot based on hotness, including three other worthy contenders who did not make finalist. Ranked in order from 6 to 1.

6. Baker Mayfield, Oklahoma quarterback

Baker Mayfield

The mini fu-manchu stache doesn't do it for me, though that is a nice smile.

5. Dalvin Cook, Florida State running back

Dalvin Cook

Great smile and eyes.

4. Derrick Henry, Alabama running back

Derrick Henry

A body for days

3. Deshaun Watson, Clemson quarterback

Deshaun Watson

6-2, lean and mean

2. Keenan Reynolds, Navy quarterback

Keenan Reynolds

That's a recruiting poster there.

1. Christian McCaffrey, Stanford running back

Christian McCaffrey

Christian McCaffrey2


As hot as his daddy, former Bronco Ed McCaffrey. Christian is the total package.

Photos by Getty Images and USA TODAY Sports.