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Outsports 2015 All-Hot NFL team

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Our choices for the choicest eye candy in the league this season.

The criteria for our All-Hot NFL team is in the name — who we think is hot. Performance factored in only in as much as the stars got more TV time and therefore more exposure.

This list is totally subjective, so comment away if you have other preferences. And we did not scour the rosters of all 53 players on 32 teams and realize we left off a lot of hot players — if only they played in Speedos or jocks, it would make it so much easier.

Selections were made by Jim Buzinski and Jeremy Brener. The offensive line was picked by Jim Allen, who focuses on the guys in the trenches. The toughest call was tight end, since there were many we could have picked from. We picked offense, defense, punter, kicker and even a coach.

Since we always get some comments about how we're sexualizing sports and ruining it for LGBT athletes, I'll preempt that by quoting Aaron Rodgers: "R-E-L-A-X." We're gay guys who notice the good looks and hot bodies of players and there's no crime in that. We hope the players on our list are flattered.

All photos by Getty Images and USA TODAY Sports.

Quarterback

Cam Newton
Cam Newton, Panthers

Running backs

rex burkhard
Rex Burkhard (33), Bengals
reggie bush
Reggie Bush, 49ers

Wide receivers
eric decker

Eric Decker, Jets

julian edelman

Julian Edelman, Patriots

demaryius thomas

Demaryius Thomas, Broncos

Tight end
zach ertz

zach ertz 2

Zach Ertz, Eagles

Offensive line
jah reid

Jah Reid, Chiefs

corey linsley

Corey Linsley, Packers

jack mewhort

Jack Mewhort, Colts

tyron smith

Tyron Smith, Cowboys

ryan kalil

Ryan Kalil, Panthers

Defensive line
chris long

Chris Long, Rams

demarcus ware

Demarcus Ware, Broncos

jj watt

J.J. Watt, Texans

geno atkins

Geno Atkins, left, Bengals

Linebackers
connor barwin

Connor Barwin, Eagles

luke kuechly

Luke Kuechly, Panthers

anthony barr

Anthony Barr, Vikings

andrew gachkar

Andrew Gachkar, Cowboys

Defensive Backs
harrison smith

Harrison Smith, Vikings

leodis mckelvin

Leodis McKelvin, Bills

craig dahl

Craig Dahl, Giants (this photo is when he was with the 49ers)

jordan poyer

Jordan Poyer, Browns

Punter

Jacob Schum

Jacob Schum, Buccaneers

Kicker
bradon mcmanus

Brandon McManus, Broncos

Head coach
john harbaugh

John Harbaugh, Ravens