Cristiano Ronaldo kicks a soccer ball around in his underwear

Snowed in? Sick of winter? Want a little diversion? Then watch this video, unless you object to seeing a muscular man kick around a soccer ball in various pieces of underwear.

Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo is the cover man for GQ's body issue and the author can't stop gushing over his body.

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• "Everything about his body appears vacuum-sealed; one gets the impression that even his internal organs are slim-fit."
  
• "His torso has so many defined muscles it looks borrowed from the Bodies exhibition, muscles without skin.
• "His torso is infested with abdominal muscles. There are abs that touch his nipples, abs that reach around to his back and up his neck to his brain."

You can view the GQ photo spread here and see that it's pretty accurate reporting.