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Cubs DH Kyle Schwarber: ‘Suck my dick’

Well, he does play in Boystown.

World Series - Chicago Cubs v Cleveland Indians - Game Seven
Kyle Schwarber
Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images

The Chicago Cubs won the World Series for the first time since 1908 and designated hitter Kyle Schwarber had this request from his teammates following a dramatic moment in Game 7 against the Cleveland Indians:

Schwarber and the Cubs play in Boystown, so he only need head to Halsted Street and find thousands of joyous gay Cubs fans eager to obligew.

The Cubs certainly are a frisky bunch. Here’s catcher David Ross dick bumping with teammates after hitting a home run: