In the early days of Outsports, the first message board had a running joke: the number of (popup) Gabe Kapler threads.

We now have the successor to Gabe The Alleged Babe Who Is, Like, So EWWWW: Brady Quinn. I must have seen that picture of him and his buzzcut on at least a dozen sites yesterday, mostly gay sites that have no interest in sports.

Admittedly, Quinn is not my type, since I don’t go for the horsey-faced look and prefer guys that look like the Assistant New Accounts Manager in a bank, like the great actor (popup) Michael Emerson

As a contrarian corrective, here are three NFL players that are, in my not at all humble opinion, way better looking than Kentucky Derby contender Quinn.

Alex Smith:
Alex Smith

Brandon Stokely:
Brandon Stokely

Jason Witten:
Jason Witten

Think of the children, people, reject the False God Quinn!

Shout out to Jim B., Cyd and Joe in Philly, all survivors of the Gabe Kapler days. –Jim Allen

In the early days of Outsports, the first message board had a running joke: the number of (popup) Gabe Kapler threads.

We now have the successor to Gabe The Alleged Babe Who Is, Like, So EWWWW: Brady Quinn. I must have seen that picture of him and his buzzcut on at least a dozen sites yesterday, mostly gay sites that have no interest in sports.

Admittedly, Quinn is not my type, since I don’t go for the horsey-faced look and prefer guys that look like the Assistant New Accounts Manager in a bank, like the great actor (popup) Michael Emerson

As a contrarian corrective, here are three NFL players that are, in my not at all humble opinion, way better looking than Kentucky Derby contender Quinn.

Alex Smith:
Alex Smith

Brandon Stokely:
Brandon Stokely

Jason Witten:
Jason Witten

Think of the children, people, reject the False God Quinn!

Shout out to Jim B., Cyd and Joe in Philly, all survivors of the Gabe Kapler days. –Jim Allen

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