I know this story was first written in early November, but I just caught wind of it listening to Howard Stern today. And no, it's not a Punk'd joke. It seems Ashton Kutcher, he of Jackass and Demi Moore fame, is an assistant coach at a high school in North Hollywood. At one point, he got himself a black eye at one of the games. And the kids aren't so keen on the idea. Star Magazine reported that the kids want him gone, and that behind his back they call him a name that you'll have to click here to see; An instant classic!