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OJ Simpson was sentenced to 15 years in prison today for his role in armed robbery of memorabilia (and NOT for anything else he was alleged to have done in June 1994). He's not eligible for parole for nine years so that should be enough time for the Bills to build up the franchise to win the Super Bowl in his honor.

So with Michael Vick, and the soon-to-be-joining-them Plaxico Burress, a real-life version of The Longest Yard is shaping up nicely.