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If top U.S. javelin thrower Breaux Greer does not qualify for the Beijing Olympics, he knows he can always turn to porn, he told ESPN the Magazine.

Greer is a specimen: 6'2", 230 pounds, with broad shoulders and a sculpted chest that filters into a 33-inch waist. Beijing is six months away, but the native of Monroe, La., wants you to know that he has a plan in place if he fails to qualify at the trials in July. "I think I'll do porn," he says in a deep, gravelly, Cajun accent. "That's something I know I do well."

Kidding or not, Greer certainly has the look for porn, gay, straight or in between.

The javelin won't make him rich, and probably not famous, either. But Greer loves how the sport gives him the freedom to express himself. The hair, the jokes, the swagger as he preps to throw—all tell you that he knows he's good, and good-looking. In Scottsdale's clubs, he sits back and waits for women to approach him. Invariably, they do.

On his MySpace page, among his likes, Greer lists “porn with your mom.” He also has designs on becoming an action star like Schwarzenegger or The Rock. He certainly is easy on the eyes. –Jim Buzinski

Hat tip to Finneye for this item.

bgreerz.jpg

If top U.S. javelin thrower Breaux Greer does not qualify for the Beijing Olympics, he knows he can always turn to porn, he told ESPN the Magazine.

Greer is a specimen: 6'2", 230 pounds, with broad shoulders and a sculpted chest that filters into a 33-inch waist. Beijing is six months away, but the native of Monroe, La., wants you to know that he has a plan in place if he fails to qualify at the trials in July. "I think I'll do porn," he says in a deep, gravelly, Cajun accent. "That's something I know I do well."

Kidding or not, Greer certainly has the look for porn, gay, straight or in between.

The javelin won't make him rich, and probably not famous, either. But Greer loves how the sport gives him the freedom to express himself. The hair, the jokes, the swagger as he preps to throw—all tell you that he knows he's good, and good-looking. In Scottsdale's clubs, he sits back and waits for women to approach him. Invariably, they do.

On his MySpace page, among his likes, Greer lists “porn with your mom.” He also has designs on becoming an action star like Schwarzenegger or The Rock. He certainly is easy on the eyes. –Jim Buzinski

Hat tip to Finneye for this item.

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