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Is this Evan Longoria's penis?

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The wonders of the Internet never cease. Over at the website Boston Barstool Sports is a post that links to a picture allegedly of the penis of Tampa Bay Rays star Evan Longoria (link below). If true, this continues a glorious tradition of jocks showing their stuff. Writes the Barstool Blogger:

Anyways, few years back, Evan Longoria was just a puny little MVP of the Cape League, no big deal. Okay kind of a big deal. He spotted my facebook account via internet stalking and started talking to me ... Well clearly he knows how to get me all hot and bothered because he sent me a picture of his ultra white glow in the dark dick.

You can get to the uncensored pic via this page; clicking the link within this page takes you to a VERY not safe for work shot. If it is Longoria's, he has nothing to be ashamed of. Then again, with the Red Sox 6 1/2 games behind the Rays in the A.L. East, this could just be a plot to embarrass a rival.

Hat tip to Deadspin.