The wonders of the Internet never cease. Over at the website Boston Barstool Sports is a post that links to a picture allegedly of the penis of Tampa Bay Rays star Evan Longoria (link below). If true, this continues a glorious tradition of jocks showing their stuff. Writes the Barstool Blogger:
Anyways, few years back, Evan Longoria was just a puny little MVP of the Cape League, no big deal. Okay kind of a big deal. He spotted my facebook account via internet stalking and started talking to me … Well clearly he knows how to get me all hot and bothered because he sent me a picture of his ultra white glow in the dark dick.
Anyways, few years back, Evan Longoria was just a puny little MVP of the Cape League, no big deal. Okay kind of a big deal. He spotted my facebook account via internet stalking and started talking to me … Well clearly he knows how to get me all hot and bothered because he sent me a picture of his ultra white glow in the dark dick.
You can get to the uncensored pic via this page; clicking the link within this page takes you to a VERY not safe for work shot. If it is Longoria’s, he has nothing to be ashamed of. Then again, with the Red Sox 6 1/2 games behind the Rays in the A.L. East, this could just be a plot to embarrass a rival.
Hat tip to Deadspin.
