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The New York Giants gray 'porn' pants

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Reason #6,728 why football is homoerotic. An Outsports reader took a detailed look at the tight gray pants worn today by the New York Giants in their NFL opener against the Carolina Panthers and posted this with photos:

The Giants' shark grey tight pants are delectably pornographic. Those snug grey pants really bang out the huge beefy bulging muscular thighs, butts, and buns of the Giants players, and even straight dudes watching with me in the bar seemed to notice just how prodigious the players' bods are in the skintight grey pants.

Gladiator-built Hakeem Nicks especially has a banging ... body for which pants like these were made. I don't know how any bisexual, bicurious, or gay dude can watch football today without getting an erection.

Count me as one gay dude who did not get an erection watching football today. Not with my Colts looking like crap against the Texans. I discuss that and the other Week 1 news, plus give a hot player of the week award.