There's a reason you don't get tattoos of people you're dating: The ink doesn't wash away in the shower. It's permanent. Now the media has been guffawing over the revelation that New York Jets coach Rex Ryan, he of the infamous foot fetish, has a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey, and seemingly nothing else. To make matters worse, his wife in the tattoo is Tebowing, the move made famous by Jets backup QB Tim Tebow when he was actually winning football games.
So now Ryan has a tattoo paying homage to two quarterbacks neither he nor the New York Jets want quarterbacking their team next year. Next year no doubt will come the revelation that Jets owner Woody Johnson has a tattoo of Ryan on his butt.