Jon Stewart and correspondent Samantha Bee mocked ESPN for its story that dealt with Michael Sam and his showering habits with the St. Louis Rams.
"Michael Sam's gay. Are we not over this yet," Stewart said on "The Daily Show," before sending it to Bee, who said Sam needed to "gay it up" in a hetero way.
"He's been making his teammate very uncomfortable," Bee said. "He's not been getting naked around them at all. There's been no grab ass, no dick snaps, no ball cupping. None of the locker room behaviors of normal heterosexual players."
The bit is a classic:
Hmmm, maybe that study of how cock size matters in the locker room is on to something.