Korbin Sims of Newcastle in Australia's National Rugby League grabbed the penis of Willie Mason, a former teammate who now plays for Manley, during a game Saturday. Willie laughed off his willy getting grabbed by calling the incident "hilarious."

"I thought it was hilarious," Mason said. "I hope it doesn't [get Sims in trouble] because me and Korbin are really good mates and I think it was just unlucky, the timing of it all. I knew what he was doing – I was talking to him while he was doing it. I was sort of laughing, I didn't flinch. I knew what was going on. It was quite funny to me. He's just a good, young kid and I would hope nothing would be done about something like that.

"That's just two teammates for the last three years having a good old … reacquaintance."

A "reacquaintance"? Hmmm, is Mason telling us something? Despite Mason being gracious about the whole thing, the National Rugby League might punish Sims for his grab.