New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady appeared in federal court in New York today as part of the Deflategate investigation and cameras were not allowed. But a courtroom artist was on hand and she drew a portrait of Brady that made him look like he was auditioning for the Elephant Man:

Brady was classy enough to sign the "portrait," though I would have set fire to it. But it's leagues better than his 2000 NFL Combine photo:

Hard to believe that guy has won four Super Bowls.

For the record, this is how Brady actually looked as he entered the courthouse: