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Randy Orton: Wins Royal Rumble, Is Smoking Hot

Note - This post is merely an excuse to have a picture of Randy Orton on the main page.

The 2009 Royal Rumble is in the books and the winner, punching a ticket to the Wrestlemania main event, is Grade-A stud Randy Orton. Storylines may intercede, but as it is right now, Randy will get to challenge the WWE champion of his choice (either Edge or John Cena) at Wrestlemania XXV in March.

Here he is celebrating his victory (thanks to SomethingAwful Forums):

Orton celebrates.

Either way, since neither of the champs are slouches in the looks department, the real winners are as always, us, the fans.