Outsports received yet one more email from Santa Claus tonight:
From: Santa Claus<Nick1@northpole.net>
Date: Fri., Dec 18, 2020 at 11:59 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A holiday gift for all the good readers at Outsports
To: Outsports <email@example.com>
Hey boys and girls and non-binary Outsports readers, of all ages!
Just a short note to say THANK YOU for joining the QuaranTeam Zoom chat Friday night!
This very special Outsports Zoom ho-ho-holiday hangout was perfectly timed between Hanukkah and Christmas Day.
I hope you enjoyed making new friends, reconnecting with old ones, meeting surprise special guests and had lots of opportunities to have fun while staying safe. Let’s do this again next year... hopefully in person!
Happy Holidays to all, and to all: Wear your mask!
P.S. Don’t tell Mrs. Claus, but I’ve been thinking of getting a profile on Grindr.
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