Can Dina Mite reign supreme? Will Olivia Neutron Bomb steal the title? No, it's not RuPaul's Drag Race, it's the Toronto-based women's Pillow Fight League. The rules are simple: Women only, pillow-fighting only (no biting, Mike Tyson), and no rude behavior. And if someone isn't pinned by the time limit, "Pillow fighters are judged based on Style, Stamina, and the Eye of the Tiger." Can gay pillow fight leagues all around the U.S. be very far behind?
While the competitors seem to have a great sense of humor (that has to be a pre-requisite), they also take it seriously, especially when they get a bloody nose or a pulled muscle. The reigning champ is Carmen Monoxide (right), who says she needs "things like glitter and rainbows and unicorns to get through a day." Don't we all?