I'm bringing an old tradition back to Outsports, the NFL All-Hot list. However, this time, I've created two lists of teams to satisfy everyone's likes and preferences, and so we can appreciate the hotness of more of the NFL's best.
These fantasy teams are comprised based only on looks, not talent, so I wouldn't use this as a draft guide. Here are the participants for the 2015 Outsports All-Hot Fantasy Football team.
Look at the players in the gallery above and vote for you favorite team below.
Team A: The Dreamy Dudes
Andrew Luck, QB, Indianapolis Colts
He's the golden boy. High school valedictorian, Stanford grad, #1 pick, amazing shoulders.
Tim Tebow, QB, Philadelphia Eagles
I don't know if Chip Kelly has Tim Tebow on his team to contribute on the field or to please the gay community. Regardless of the reason, thank you Chip Kelly for blessing Tim Tebow upon us.
Arian Foster, RB, Houston Texans
He may have a sensitive groin area, but he does have a nice butt.
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Reggie Bush, RB, San Francisco 49ers
Smile, super-muscular, six-pack, San Francisco. Total package.
Calvin Johnson, WR, Detroit Lions
If you haven't seen the Acura commercial he is in, go watch it. You can thank me later.
Julian Edelman, WR, New England Patriots
Not sure if he's a model or a guy who scores Super Bowl-winning touchdowns…
Eric Decker, WR, New York Jets
Originally not on my list, but Jim Buzinski begged me to open a receiver spot for him. And honestly, after I realized I originally snubbed him, I felt pretty stupid myself.
Jordan Cameron, TE, Miami Dolphins
I didn't know that people could be created with such an amazing body until I saw Jordan Cameron.
Tyler Eifert, TE, Cincinnati Bengals
If I could configure like a perfect male figure, Tyler Eifert's scruff and chiseled chin would make the cut.
Chris Long, DE, St. Louis Rams
Half of his genes come from Howie Long, so it's no surprise Chris makes the cut for The Dreamy Dudes.
Luke Kuechly, LB, Carolina Panthers
Along with Tyler Eifert's chin and scruff, Luke Kuechly's biceps would also make the cut. Just perfect.
Jason McCourty, CB, Tennessee Titans
I normally don't like calling guys "beautiful," but Jason McCourty is a beautiful man.
Eric Weddle, S, San Diego Chargers
I wasn't a big fan of beards, but then I saw Eric Weddle. Best looking beard in the NFL along with a ripped body.
Brandon McManus, K, Denver Broncos
Jim made me put this guy in and I can see why. He's got smoldering looks and a big leg.
Team B: Fine Footballers
Colin Kaepernick, QB, San Francisco 49ers
He's the second coming of the Rock. Sometimes I think he is The Rock reimagines.
Blake Bortles, QB, Jacksonville Jaguars
Total beefcake. Quite a tall drink of water as well at 6'5''.
LeSean McCoy, RB, Buffalo Bills
He's Shady. Shady Smooth.
Toby Gerhart, RB, Jacksonville Jaguars
Another Stanford grad. I guess I have a thing for Stanford grads with amazing shoulders.
Antonio Brown, WR, Pittsburgh Steelers
Not wild about the hair but nothing wrong with the rest of him
Victor Cruz, WR, New York Giants
Who wouldn't wanna Salsa with him?
Jeff Janis, WR, Green Bay Packers
With Jordy Nelson and his solid crewcut sidelined for the year, we'll likely see more of this guy, and I'm not complaining at all.
Rob Gronkowski, TE, New England Patriots
Again, another no-brainer. But, the best part? He has three brothers (see photo in the gallery).
Vernon Davis, TE, San Francisco 49ers
On the field, he catches balls from the aforementioned Kaepernick. Off the field, he cleans up better than anyone in the business.
JJ Watt, DE, Houston Texans
Hey guys, Captain America really does exist.
Clay Matthews, LB, Green Bay Packers
Clay Matthews is at the top of the heap for the biggest football family in the NFL. Brother Casey plays for Minnesota and Cousin Jake plays for Atlanta.
Bené Benwikere, CB, Carolina Panthers
I like built guys, and Bene Benwikere fits the build.
Devin McCourty, S, New England Patriots
Hey guys! Beautiful Jason has a beautiful twin!
Cody Parkey, K, Philadelphia Eagles
I think all of us have seen a picture of someone that confirmed our attraction to guys. Cody Parkey was that guy for me.
Who is your winner of the All-Hot Bowl? The Dreamy Dudes or The Fine Footballers? Vote below. Who got snubbed off the list? Debate and create your own teams in the comments below. Man, you gotta love football season!
Jeremy Brener lives in Houston and is a Texans fan. He can be reached via email ([email protected]) or Twitter (@BrenerJeremy).
(Photos by Getty Images and USA TODAY Sports; Reggie Bush photo from Everlast).
